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Bill Gates Warns Of The Sacrifices We’ll Have To Make In Stirring Speech Given From His 650 Million Dollar Super Yacht PORTLAND, OR—Bill Gates, one of the wealthiest men alive, is passionate about fighting climate change. In a recent…

LAS VEGAS, NV—Famed Christian pop legend and rapper Carman Licciardello has passed away after a lifelong Addiction To Jesus. Doctors said that the effects of the addiction were Comin' On Strong before his final moments when family members…

John Kerry Arrives In Massive Coal-Powered Steamroller To Accept Climate Change Award ICELAND—According to sources, Climate Czar John Kerry arrived in Iceland to receive a climate change leadership award, riding in a massive coal-burning,…

Upon Becoming Richest Man In World, Elon Musk Treats Himself To Side Of Guac At Chipotle AUSTIN, TX—It's not every day you become the richest man in the world, and the newly crowned holder of the title decided he was going to do a little…

'Iwwegal Dwugs!' Kamala Harris Recalls Busting People For Pot Possession As A Child WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a moving interview with Elle Magazine, Kamala Harris told inspiring stories of how she has fought for truth and justice since…

Joel Osteen Releases New Book 'Live Your Best Life Now By Taking Millions In Small Business Aid From The Government' HOUSTON, TX—Joel Osteen is a prolific author, having instructed his ghostwriter to pen dozens of bestselling books over the…

AUSTIN, TX—With the world celebrating Tesla's move to Texas, an emboldened Elon Musk has announced his most ambitious and audacious project yet: putting the first meme on the moon. "Everything I've built in my life has led me to this…

DALLAS, TX—In an explosive interview, Chuck Norris has come out of the closet, finally revealing to the world that he is even manlier than everyone originally thought. "It's time to come clean. I've been living a lie for so long," said the…

Joseph Stalin To Receive International Emmy For His Outstanding Hunger Relief Efforts NEW YORK CITY, NY—The 2020 International Emmy Awards have announced their nominees for their hotly anticipated and highly credible award ceremony…

New Dave Ramsey 'Inspiration Cube' Insults You When You Try To Buy Something On A Credit Card U.S.—You may have seen Joel Osteen's Inspiration Cube that plays a series of soothing messages. Well, not to be outdone, Dave Ramsey has released…