Celebs

New Dave Ramsey 'Inspiration Cube' Insults You When You Try To Buy Something On A Credit Card U.S.—You may have seen Joel Osteen's Inspiration Cube that plays a series of soothing messages. Well, not to be outdone, Dave Ramsey has released…

Chelsea Handler Patrols Polling Places To Make Sure No Black People Are Voting For Trump LOS ANGELES, CA—Chelsea Handler has ventured from her Bel Air mansion to do her part to swing the election for Joe Biden. From now until election day,…

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Judge Merrick Garland, who came so close to becoming a Supreme Court Justice in 2016 but failed to receive a vote in the Senate, is looking forward to being in the national spotlight once again as a contestant on…

NASHVILLE, TN—After losing most of his fanbase due to his endorsement of Donald Trump for president, rapper 50 Cent has announced he will be moving to Nashville and releasing a country album to reach out to his new Trump-supporting fanbase.…

AUSTIN, TX—Donald Trump is stirring controversy after a recent appearance on Joe Rogan’s podcast in which both of them got completely stoned. In the newly released video, Trump and Rogan are seen talking for over…

Joel Osteen Criticized After Slapping Woman Who Tried To Quote Bible Verse To Him HOUSTON, TX—Joel Osteen is being criticized after he slapped a woman who tried to quote a Bible verse to him. While Osteen was shaking hands with people…

HOUSTON, TX—After much demand, Pastor Joel Osteen has released a systematic theology, but it's just a pop-up book. The book is called Your Best Theology Now! and promises that anyone can understand theology by flipping through its fun,…

LONDON—UK singer Ellie Goulding was seen near a Salvation Army feed-the-homeless event scolding a homeless man for accepting charity from the "hopeless bigots." "Oy, mate, did you even research the Salvation Army's stance on LGBTQ people?"…

HOUSTON, TX—According to sources at Lakewood Church, Joel Osteen was confused as Kanye West mentioned a strange name several times during his address to the congregation: "Jesus." Osteen tried to nod along as though he knew what he was…

Joel Osteen Leads Kanye West To Top Of Lakewood Church To Tempt Him With All The Kingdoms Of The Earth In Their Splendor HOUSTON, TX—Joel Osteen, pastor of America’s largest megachurch immediately called up Kanye when he heard about the…