Celebs

U.S. — A source close to former presidential candidate and current Trump supporter Robert F. Kenney Jr. says he is "really really" hoping no one asks him point-blank if he's ever eaten a cat.The recent viral reports about Haitian migrants…

U.S. — A Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter touched down just outside the residence of Bill and Hillary Clinton on Wednesday, carrying the first lady's former CIA handler. According to an anonymous source, he approached Hillary to recruit…

ST. PAUL, MN — In a stunning development today, Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz's dog "Scout" has officially endorsed Donald J. Trump for president in 2024."Bark!" said Scout in a statement.The dog, reportedly one of Tim Walz's closest friends in…

U.S. — During what was supposed to be a friendly board game night, Candace Owens was eliminated from Clue after formally accusing "The Jews" during the first round of play."IT WAS THE JEWS!" Owens cried. "The Jews, in the Conservatory, with…

FRANKLIN, TN — In a bold defense of orthodox Christianity, New York Times columnist David French has come forward to announce that he will be transitioning to female in order to save traditional masculinity from itself.French courageously…

OXFORD — Setting an inspiring example for all people saddled by their parents with unwieldy names, a British gentleman born in 1898 seems to have managed to become a popular, successful writer despite having been named "Clive Staples" by…

U.S. — Donald Trump is being praised for his speech at the close of the Republican National Convention Thursday, but not for the reason you might think. The former president is being heralded as a hero for talking long enough for Matt…

LOS ANGELES, CA — In an act of rebellion against the men who have repeatedly kept her down throughout her life, singer Taylor Swift spelled out "F--- The Patriarchy" in contrails with her $10 million private jet."Yeah! That'll show ‘em!"…

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Despite lingering legal issues stemming from the accidental shooting death on the set of one of his films, TLC announced that actor Alec Baldwin would be hosting an exciting new game show called Is It Loaded?The new show,…

LAS VEGAS, NV — As he continued to train intensely for his upcoming bout with the YouTuber, boxing legend Mike Tyson was upset to discover his contract to fight Jake Paul includes a "No Punching Jake Paul" clause.The former heavyweight…