Celebs

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump successfully reversed a previous decision by a panel of three DC circuit judges — who rejected his claims of immunity for alleged crimes committed during his presidency — by speaking…

KANSAS CITY, MO — In the wake of the Kansas City Chiefs' 27-24 victory over the Buffalo Bills in the NFL Playoffs, the entire nation was gripped with fear that Taylor Swift can't be stopped.The chilling realization swept across America late…

DES MOINES, IA — Presidential candidate Nikki Haley was reportedly seen cozying up on the couch with her husband Michael and a bowl of popcorn as she watched a live feed of Biden bombing Yemen."Oh, I love this part!" Haley reportedly…

BEVERLY HILLS, CA — Taylor Swift was visibly shocked and stunned at the Golden Globes this year when Selena Gomez came over to her table to explain how the Federal Reserve causes the boom-and-bust business cycle through the central banking…

U.S. — Daily Wire host Matt Walsh passed away Monday aboard Southwest Airlines Flight WN2208 after the passenger in front of him reclined her seat and crushed him to death, officials announced."I don't know why I did it. The seat doesn't…

CHAPPAQUA, NY — On Wednesday, a group of concerned neighbors nervously approached the old Clinton house and asked if there were any plans to put "all the dead bodies away.""Haha, great decorations, hahaha," neighbors nervously called out to…

THOUSAND OAKS, CA — In an exclusive new interview, Justin Timberlake revealed that if he hadn't forced his ex-girlfriend Britney Spears to abort their child when she was 19, her mental health probably would have suffered greatly."She would…

RIFLE, CO — In an attempt to appease evangelical voters who were disgusted by her display of promiscuity at Buell Theater in downtown Denver, U.S. Congresswoman Lauren Boebert has announced a brand new line of purity rings."Celibacy is near…

MARGARITAVILLE — Authorities in Margaritaville have called for all the tiny drink umbrellas to be flown at half-staff today in honor of the late Mayor, Mr. Jimmy Buffett."If it were possible to have a sad day in Margaritaville, today would…

HEAVEN — All of the dogs living in Heaven fled in horror today upon the arrival of notorious neutering advocate Bob Barker."What on earth has gotten into the dogs?" wondered St. Peter as they sprinted away from the gates in sheer terror.…