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Ohio could become the next state to protect children from obscene content online if legislation introduced last month becomes law. “We’re just trying to protect kids who are in the state of Ohio from adult content and the prevalence…

Fractured families have contributed to a rise in child poverty, violence in our communities, and poor educational outcomes. That’s the already well-established finding of the 2025 Hope and a Future report from Center for Christian…

ST. CHARLES, MO—Covering her ears as her father screamed at her mother about the overuse of suggestive POV camera shots, local child Hadley Lohman sat frightened atop the stairs last night watching her parents argue about the ending of The…

A 4-year-old Wisconsin boy called 911 to report that his mom was eating his ice cream, saying she was “being bad and needed to go to jail.” What do you think? “Isn’t he a little old to still believe the police are there to help?”…

BATON ROUGE, LA—As a direct result of receiving pediatric emergency care services, local toddler Tim Ilsington, who was hospitalized Monday, will reportedly spend the rest of his life associating Mickey Mouse with physical pain. Sources…

MINNEAPOLIS—In a touching moment that left the terminally ill child excitedly rambling and beaming from ear to ear, witnesses confirmed Friday that Charli XCX had done a line of coke with 11-year-old Make-A-Wish recipient Luna Waites. …

In a surprising but welcome change from the propaganda that usually dominates celebrity awards shows, the 97th Academy Award winner for best supporting actor Kieran Culkin used his Oscars acceptance speech to broadcast his desire to grow…

Mom loneliness is real. Maybe you’ve found a good man and borne his children, but your extended family lives too far away to help. Or you’ve had a few kids in rapid succession and your life feels out of control. Who will pat you on the back…

GREEN BAY, WI—In a comprehensive and thorough effort to ensure that nothing bad had happened, the aliveness of infant Liam Graham was reportedly quintuple-checked Tuesday before texting the new parents congratulations. “I was about to pop…