Christian Living

BAY SPRINGS, MS — A local Baptist church took its fundraising to a whole new level this week by selling an exciting pin-up calendar consisting of photos of different casseroles."Mmmmm, check out the size of those side dishes," said Pastor…

FORT WAYNE, IN — Local man Everett Johnson recently discovered an incredible Christian hack when he closed his morning prayer by asking for "infinity more" prayers.According to sources close to the scene, Johnson was at his daily prayers…

All right, fam — we 'bout to get things real. Pause the XBox, Brad.A lot of people are talking right now about a guy who served for a few years, was rejected by his own people, then came back to rule and reign.Well guess what, fam? There's…

CHINO, CA — Anonymous reports from a church small group indicated local man Evan McDonough requested a hedge of protection from God to keep him safe from his struggles with temptation but was surprised to receive God's answer in the form of…

LONDON — British police continued to uphold law and order in the United Kingdom by arresting a praying mantis for disturbing the peace with public prayer.According to eyewitnesses, the dangerous domestic extremist was apprehended right…

The Bible is great and all the way it is, but as everyone has seen proven time and time again, YouTube just makes everything better. Even the most exciting and fascinating Bible stories get taken to another level with a killer YouTube…

LOUISVILLE, KY — Local husband Brandon Wilson was struck by the dark hand of despair today as he once again got the weird feeling that his wife Stephanie was comparing him to Boaz.According to sources close to Brandon, the trouble started…

PORTLAND, OR — Sources close to local atheist Dave Mahler say that the 35-year old recently gave himself a severe reprimand after briefly admiring the beauty of the sun setting over the Pacific last night."Stop it, Dave! They're just…

HUNTSVILLE, AL — Local man Matt McKay recited Philippians 4:13 several times this morning while standing over a straight two-foot putt for triple bogey. "All things. ALL THINGS!" repeated McKay as he focused in on every blade of grass.…

SAN DIEGO, CA — "They're just so happy up there," said Kevin Paulson, 37, as he sipped a beer and tapped his foot at the local concert venue. "I just - I just don't have the heart to tell them."Paulson, along with hundreds of others, went…