Christian Living

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden issued a stern condemnation of Jesus Christ after learning that the Savior of mankind had the audacity to rise from the dead on Biden's "Trans…
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HELL-The Prince Of Darkness welcomed a man to Hell this week who spent a good portion of his time on earth knocking on public bathroom stall doors to see if they were…
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AUSTIN, TX — A local man declared himself free of any need to belong to a local church, relying instead on the fact that he studies the Bible for himself, clearly indicating he has…
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Fam, you may have heard about this new thing people are calling "Artificial Intelligence." It's like having this all-knowing friend you can message at any moment, because they…
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Time flies! One moment you're a kid consuming copious amounts of top-tier Christian entertainment content, and before you know it, you're middle-aged with a spouse, some kids, and…
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SANTA ANA, CA — A local professing Christian notified his friends, family members, and everyone who attended his church that, while he was not removing Jesus from his life, he was…
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Let me get real with you, fam. Babylon Bee
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DAYTONA, FL — Despite local man Roger Turnbull nailing every single word and intonation of the rap part in "Jesus Freak", Turnbull's two kids somehow remained unimpressed…
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ANAHEIM, CA — Financial guru Dave Ramsey sprang out of a shopping mall fountain today to scold a woman who had frivolously wasted an entire quarter on a wish."Young people these…
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HOUSTON, TX — A Christian missionary finally reached his destination after a long, arduous journey to Joel Osteen's church to reach people who have never heard about Jesus.The…
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