Christian Living

RALEIGH, NC—Ben Thompson has been called by the Holy Spirit to do the exact thing he wanted to do all along. In a stunning series of coincidences, Thompson found that every desire of his heart is in direct accordance with what the Holy…

FRANKLIN, TN—During a recent corporate prayer at First Baptist Tennessee, Pastor Dave Hughes asked his church to extend their arms forward and pray over a woman who needed healing. Despite the hundreds in attendance with arms forward in…

Oh no! It's Sunday morning and the worship leader told everyone to turn and greet someone standing next to them! Doesn't he know you're an introvert and human interaction just isn't your thing? How could they do this to you? Don't worry…

JUNIPER VILLA, CA—In an all-too-common occurrence this afternoon, local Christian man Quincy Paulson was about to tweet a brutal, savage, blistering takedown of his opponents on social media. The tweet was reportedly "fire" and "a…

WORLD—Experts have traced the source of a global super spreader event back to a God who refused to social distance from humanity but instead came near, lived among us, and died on a cross. The individual known as Jesus of Nazareth is…

THE ARK—God has promised to flood the Earth due to mankind’s wickedness and has tasked Noah with building an ark and taking with him a pair of each kind of animal to preserve their offspring. Unfortunately, all of the animals selected ended…

DULUTH, MN—Local man Bill Mitchell was deeply dismayed to discover this past weekend that in the body of Christ, he is actually the appendix. "Yeesh. I would have taken toe, elbow, heck just let me be an eyebrow," said a gloomy Mr.…

BEND, OR—Progressive Christians are saddened this week following the removal of COVID mask mandates. They allege that with no masking, there is no way for them to love their neighbors anymore. "COVID enabled me to show the world that…

CANYON, TX—According to sources, a local Marine Corps veteran approached an exhausted Chick-fil-A employee today and thanked her for her service. The Marine, who served 18 tours in Operation Iraqi Freedom, praised the bedraggled…

ORLAND PARK, IL—Sources have confirmed local Christian John Madinsky is severely disappointed he has nothing to look forward to on Sundays, now that the NFL football season is over. Madinsky says he wishes there were some kind of…