Christian Living

Are you still hesitant to get the vaccine? Repent, sinner! Everyone knows that getting the vaccine is the best way to show everyone you're a good Christian. But if you need some extra convincing, check out these incredibly powerful…

Christian Leader Sure He's On The Right Track As He's Getting Tons Of Good Feedback From The World AUSTIN, TX—After the recent success of his book The Bible: The Good Parts and many promotional appearances on talk shows and podcasts, Pastor…

CAMBRIDGE, MA—With the beginning of a new semester at Harvard University underway, school officials found they had yet to fill the vacant role of head chaplain to lead its campus chaplains. Fortunately, they were able to find the most…

To Prevent Their Kids From Being Socially Awkward And Weird, More Parents Opting To Homeschool U.S.—Many parents are concerned that their kids could grow up to be poorly adjusted socially. The kind of school a kid goes to of course can have…

WACO, TX—The Jacobs family has decided that they no longer need that old, distressed wooden sign taking up space in the kitchen that says ‘GATHER’. The only problem is that the Jacobs family has now gone weeks without gathering together to…

KABUL—After the government spectacularly botched the evacuation of Afghanistan, Chick-fil-A scrambled to the rescue and was quickly put in charge of the operation. Within a few hours, every single American at the Kabul airport was…

Persecution Report: This Woman’s Facebook Post About Being A Christian Just Got A ‘Laughing’ Emoji SCOTTSDALE, AZ—Sources in the far-off pagan country of Arizona are bringing back reports of intense persecution experienced by Karla Medders,…

Evangelism Report: Despite Susan Saying 'God Bless You' Every Time Someone Sneezes, Coworkers Still Haven't Asked About Her Faith The Babylon Bee's new Evangelism Report column is a series where we will be profiling heroes of the faith,…

Church Introduces New Chainsaw Diesel Gunpowder Fire Tornado Double Stuffed Testosterone Mountain Dew Fuel Themed Men’s Bible Study For Men HUNTINGTON, WV—Sign-ups have begun for what is being called the most epic, hardcore, ultra-masculine…

CENTERVILLE, OH—According to sources, local Conservative Trump supporter Dale Bugger can't wait to die and go to Heaven, as he is really looking forward to asking God who truly won the 2020 election. "Yup! That's the first thing I'll ask…