Christian Living

HELL—Seeking to add a little comfort to the eternal suffering and torment that one endures in Hell, Satan has just confirmed that they will begin offering Pepsi products to help quench the never-ending thirst of…

McDonald's Employee Who Said 'My Pleasure' Under Fire For Appropriating Chick-Fil-A Culture FRANKLIN, TN—"OK, that'll be two Big Mac meals supersized with sweet teas? No problem, that'll be $22.37 at the first window," said McDonald's…

ELY, NV—After enjoying a generic chicken sandwich with waffle fries and a coke, professional parrot-sitter Antoine Herpsberger sat down to watch TV. Surfing channels, Herpsberger paused for a brief moment to watch a chef pour a delicate…

God has to listen to a ton of prayers. With all those prayers going up around the world all the time, he is forced to field some pretty dumb ones. Lucky for us, the archangel Gabriel gave the Babylon Bee a special look into the worst…

FRANKLIN, TN—Dave Ramsey is facing a massive scandal after his wife Sharon reported catching the “Total Money Makeover” author and debt-free living advocate looking at illicit images of credit card applications online.…

'We Must Stop Eating Beef To Fight Climate Change,' Says Scientist Who Looks Suspiciously Like Chick-Fil-A Cow In A Lab Coat ATLANTA, GA—Another scientist has joined the consensus of experts saying we need to stop eating beef to prevent…

BATON ROUGE, LA—Local worship leader Zander "Oceans" Mallory was late for church again this past Sunday. The excuse he gave as he rushed in five minutes after the service was supposed to start was that he drove over a bridge and felt…

Christian Reading The News Sure Is Glad His Hope Isn't In The United States Of America FERN LAKE, LA—Local Christian man Jerry Atkinson is often troubled by the news as he sees the direction his country is headed. From external threats to…

Remember the good old days of VeggieTales? We learned tons about the Bible from those little veggies, some of whom were secretly fruits. But while everyone celebrates stars like Bob and Larry, you may have forgotten these one-off…

Here at The Babylon Bee we understand how tricky it can be to pick up your Bible and read it, so that’s why we put together this list to help you out. We’ve scoured the internet and asked the greatest theologians of our day to provide…