Christian Living

Sad: Day Of Remembrance For St. April O’Fool Reduced To A Day Of Pranks Commercializing Christian holidays is, unfortunately, all too common. What was once a day of celebration marking a significant development in church history turns into…

Blockage Cleared, Ships Moving At Record Speed As Chick-Fil-A Workers Put In Charge Of Suez Canal EGYPT—When massive shipping container vessel the Ever Given got stuck, authorities had no idea how they were going to free it and get…

BEND RIVER, OR—Gary and Ryan are work friends. Gary thinks there's probably a God out there somewhere, though he's not sure if it's the Christian God or not. Honestly, he just doesn't think about it very much. Ryan, however, is a…

Christian Dutifully Prays For Her Enemies, But If God Wants To Smite Them, That’s Okay Too KUNA, ID—Christian Patricia Johnson has felt beset by people who treat her unjustly and is wary of a political climate in which people seem intent on…

'Christian Movies Are Way Too Preachy!' Says Man Who Clearly Hasn't Watched A Netflix Show Recently SHREVEPORT, LA—According to sources, local TV-watcher Aaron Cramblestein recently denounced Christian movies as the most "preachy" and…

American Christian Bummed That Following Christ May Soon Actually Cost Him Something SIMI VALLEY, CA—After years of following Jesus with virtually nothing to lose and no societal pressure pushing against him, local American Christian man…

JACKSONVILLE, FL—Tim Tebow has announced that he is retiring from professional baseball to pursue other, higher interests. Now he hopes to fulfill his lifelong dream of becoming a Chick-fil-A employee. “While I enjoyed playing in the…

JUNIPER HILLS, CA—Trinity Hills Baptist Church erupted into total chaos after Pastor Greg abruptly jettisoned thirty years of tradition, adding an unheard-of fourth point onto Sunday’s sermon.“I just never thought this kind of heresy would…

Jim Bob Duggar To Become Richest Man Alive Following Biden’s $3000 Per Child Stimulus SPRINGDALE, AR—Democrats have proposed a new Covid relief stimulus for families of up to $3000 per child. Should this legislation pass, it would instantly…

ATLANTA, GA—Chick-fil-A is expanding its drive-thrus across the country, moving from just one or two lanes to a full eight-lane, high-speed expressway. The newly expanded drive-thrus can handle up to 1,200 cars at once, with each vehicle…