Christian Living

U.S.—Christians across America have enjoyed an unprecedented time of blessing, protection, and prosperity since the nation’s founding. Now with a new administration on its way, it seems that all of that is coming to an abrupt end, and…

WASHINGTON, D.C.—A congressional prayer at Capitol Building took over 24 hours to complete as Rep. Emanuel Cleaver concluded his prayer with amen, awomen, and amen variations of all 5,787 other genders. "Amen, Awomen, Anonbinary,…

Spring is almost here. We think. We’re not really sure since we’ve all been locked inside our homes since last spring. Anyway, now is the time when Ring Before Spring takes over all the Bible colleges and young men start proposing left and…

For the third year in a row, The Babylon Bee is proud to present our coveted Christian of the Year award to Donald J. Trump. In 2020, dedicated pastors led their churches through a brutal pandemic. Bold missionaries gave their lives to…

LOS ANGELES, CA—Christians aren't typically known for making good video games, aside from standouts like Bible Adventures for the NES and beloved classic RTS Left Behind Eternal Forces. But that's all changing now thanks to…

HELL—A shocking new report has been released which reveals that Hell does, in fact, serve beer, but unfortunately they only serve super-hoppy IPAs that taste like soap. Longtime sinner and atheist Erick Bowser, who authored the…

Nation's Christians Prepare To Celebrate Final Christmas Before Biden Bans It Again U.S.—After four long years of enjoying Christmas every December, Christians are celebrating a bittersweet holiday this year, as it's the last one they'll…

U.S.—A coalition of Baptist believers has addressed a pressing issue for the modern believer: immodest tree skirts, which barely cover anything and leave little to the imagination. The less revealing, floor-length denim tree skirts are…

In Order To Appeal To Suburban Christian Women, Vaccine To Be Distributed Through A Pyramid Scheme U.S.—Many people are skeptical of the coming vaccine, some due to political reasons, and others due to religious reasons or the fact…

DALLAS, TX—Pastor Robert Jeffress of First Baptist Dallas announced on Sunday that their visitor gift bags have undergone a massive overhaul. Before dismissing the congregation he asked all guests to reach under their seats to receive their…