Christian Living

MEMPHIS, TN—According to sources, local dad Michael Stoutt is training up his son in the way he should go and teaching him how to be a man. Just as his father before him taught him the ways of chair-stacking at church, Michael is teaching…

Never-Trump Christians Proud To Have Helped America Return To An Era Of Godly Leadership ANN ARBOR, MI—Local Biden-supporting Christian couple Matt and Shasta Chambers are finally breathing a sigh of relief after a long year of…

Man Desperately Searches Bible For That Verse Where Jesus Commands Christians To Be On The Right Side Of History CHICAGO, IL—Local churchgoer Casey Martino is frantically thumbing through his Bible, desperately looking for that one verse…

U.S.—Christians across America have enjoyed an unprecedented time of blessing, protection, and prosperity since the nation’s founding. Now with a new administration on its way, it seems that all of that is coming to an abrupt end, and…

WASHINGTON, D.C.—A congressional prayer at Capitol Building took over 24 hours to complete as Rep. Emanuel Cleaver concluded his prayer with amen, awomen, and amen variations of all 5,787 other genders. "Amen, Awomen, Anonbinary,…

Spring is almost here. We think. We’re not really sure since we’ve all been locked inside our homes since last spring. Anyway, now is the time when Ring Before Spring takes over all the Bible colleges and young men start proposing left and…

For the third year in a row, The Babylon Bee is proud to present our coveted Christian of the Year award to Donald J. Trump. In 2020, dedicated pastors led their churches through a brutal pandemic. Bold missionaries gave their lives to…

LOS ANGELES, CA—Christians aren't typically known for making good video games, aside from standouts like Bible Adventures for the NES and beloved classic RTS Left Behind Eternal Forces. But that's all changing now thanks to…

HELL—A shocking new report has been released which reveals that Hell does, in fact, serve beer, but unfortunately they only serve super-hoppy IPAs that taste like soap. Longtime sinner and atheist Erick Bowser, who authored the…

Nation's Christians Prepare To Celebrate Final Christmas Before Biden Bans It Again U.S.—After four long years of enjoying Christmas every December, Christians are celebrating a bittersweet holiday this year, as it's the last one they'll…