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Merry Christmas, everyone. Gather the kids by the fire and play this original poem so they can remember the true reason for the season: winning the culture war. [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZEejflUZcs] 'Twas The War On…

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In response to the Christianity Today editorial calling for his removal, Trump called the magazine a “left-wing rag” and said, “I have done more for Christianity than Jesus.” “I mean, the name of the magazine is…

For the second year in a row, The Babylon Bee is proud to present our coveted Christian of the Year award to Donald J. Trump. Each year since this award was conceived, which was last year, we recognize one Christian who stood head and…

U.S.—Christianity Today, on the forefront of an up-and-coming format called "print journalism," took a bold stance in an editorial today, suggesting that Trump is bad. In a shocking editorial, the magazine* and website took the bold…

WORLD—For a long time, it seemed as though Christians only liked two things: Jesus and burning books. From books of magic in the early church (because of the witchcraft) to Harry Potter (also the witchcraft), if it had words, we Christians…

Bombshell Report Indicates Parents May Have Bribed Kids To Smile For Christmas Photo U.S.—A new, bombshell report indicated that local parents Jeff and Cynthia Peyton may have bribed their children, Jenna and Aiden, to smile for this year's…

HEAVEN—Every time a Democrat sees the light of conservative values, the angels in heaven rejoice. Such was the case this week when Rep. Jeff Van Drew announced he would be switching parties due to the push for impeachment. "How could I have…

Rian Johnson To Direct Mr. Rogers Sequel Where He's Just A Bitter Old Man Who Doesn't Believe In All That 'Be Kind To Your Neighbor' Crap Anymore BURBANK, CA—Disney has purchased the rights to the A Beautiful Day in the…

Wife Delivers 'State Of The Household' Address As Soon As Husband Gets Home Each Day OAK RIDGE, TN—The much anticipated State Of The Household address, a daily address by the chief executive of the home, Mrs. Andrea Miller, and typically…

Porn Addiction Ended By New Law That Requires Matt Walsh's Disapproving Face To Appear On All Adult Sites U.S.—Porn addiction has been entirely solved by a new law that requires all adult sites to serve up an image of Matt Walsh staring…