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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Amy Coney Barrett has eloquently defended herself through the Senate confirmation hearings this morning. But as Dems grew increasingly vicious, she was forced to turn to desperate measures. After several hours of hearings,…

Nero Surprised To Learn That All He Had To Do To Stop Christians From Gathering Was Declare A Pandemic HELL—Emperor Nero was surprised and a little angered to learn that all he had to do to stop Christians from gathering was to declare a…

New VidAngel Bible App Removes The Sex And Violence To Make It Appropriate For Christians U.S.—The Bible has been a popular book for a long time, and a new service from VidAngel will help it reach a wider audience by allowing people to…

U.S.—A bombshell report put out by the corporate press today revealed that a Catholic believer believes things that the Catholic Church has believed for thousands of years. "This is shocking," said Timmy Ooblyboo, head religion writer at…

Homeschoolers Relieved Now That Everyone Else Is Just As Socially Awkward As They Are U.S.— Across the country homeschoolers are feeling a sense of relief that they are not the only ones who are socially awkward and poor communicators. Due…

Clever: This Christian Is A Bad Driver, So He Put Atheist Bumper Stickers All Over His Car COLUMBUS, OH—According to sources, local insurance salesman Bob Brown has come up with a clever solution for maintaining his Christian testimony…

SNOWVILLE, UT—According to sources, local homeschooling parents Drew and Sandy Denson have decided it's time to have 'the talk' with their young and innocent 25-year-old son Clay. After mustering up some courage, they sat down with him to…

After Noticing Adam Literally Never Showered, God Saw It Was Not Good For Man To Be Alone EDEN—Biblical scholars now believe that the reason that God deemed that it was not good for man to be alone was because of his apparent lack of…

NASHVILLE, TN—Leaders from the United Methodist Church have announced a tentative plan to split the church over differences on whether or not Methodists should be Christian or some sort of social group with a vague deist motif that makes up…

Nation's Christians Wish God Had Given Them Some Kind Of Unimpeachable, Incorruptible Leader To Follow U.S.—The nation's Christians are lamenting the fact that God never gave them a leader they could follow who was unimpeachable,…