Christian Living

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Amid the turmoil and confusion of President Trump’s impeachment hearing, one small voice silenced the noise to bring clarity and inspiration. Dragging a light blue blanket behind him, young Linus van Pelt entered the room…

U.S.—A new study is worrying pastors and other evangelical leaders, as it suggests that fewer and fewer people are pretending to be Christians than ever before. While in years past, the vast majority of the country pretended to be…

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Pelosi lashed out at a reporter who asked her if she hated President Trump today, invoking her Catholic religion as a basis for her obvious total lack of hate for anyone. This got her in hot water with progressives, who…

U.S.—Chinese missionaries arrived on the shores of California today to bring the gospel to the "most unreached country in the world," America. "We're always praying that God would bring the gospel to the dark land of America," said one…

PORTSMOUTH, NH—As a Christian, Colin Anderson finds himself arguing against sinful behavior, but as a libertarian, Anderson finds himself spending even more time arguing vociferously that such behavior should be perfectly legal. “I can’t…

Obscure Holiday Known As 'Thanksgiving' Apparently Celebrates Obsolete Custom Called 'Gratitude' U.S.—With so many different cultures melting in the pot, it's hard for Americans to keep track of all the different customs and holidays…

HEAVEN—According to sources from the afterlife, Beverly Partin, who taught the 3-year-olds at her church for over 50 years, is a "total baller" in heaven. The longtime children's ministry volunteer is "living large," with a sprawling…

ATLANTA, GA—Chick-fil-A has announced a major change in the production of its delicious chicken sandwiches. The company will now be outsourcing all food production to McDonald's. According to corporate spokespeople, since the company's…

ATLANTA, GA—Chick-fil-A corporate headquarters announced Friday that the restaurant will be getting a new mascot in place of the traditional Chick-fil-A cow: a golden calf. Restaurant patrons will be asked to dance around and worship the…

Persecuted Church In China Praying For American Believers Who Aren't Sure Where They Can Get A Good Christian Chicken Sandwich Anymore CHINA—Christians in China have joined together in lifting up their American brothers and sisters in…