Christian Living

Life Hack: Delight The Kids In Your Neighborhood This Year By Passing Out Bibles Disguised As Halloween Candy Want an easy way to delight the neighborhood kids this year? Try this simple life hack: buy a bunch of delicious, king-size…

Recording Industry Adds 'Explicitly Christian' Warning Label To Kanye’s New Album U.S.—In a move designed to protect listeners from content deemed too offensive, the Recording Industry Association of America will add a new "Explicitly…

U.S.—After the release of Kanye West's much-anticipated gospel record Jesus Is King today, fans were shocked and delighted to discover that West has already announced a follow-up Christian album: Silly Songs with Kanye, a…

To Ensure Maximum Suffering, Hell's Film Library To Contain Only Christian Movies HELL—In a somewhat ironic move to ensure maximum suffering among the people there, Hell has announced its film library will only contain Christian movies…

Trump: 'When There Was Only One Set Of Footprints, America, It Was Then That I Carried You' U.S.—In a video released by the Trump campaign, the president tenderly informs America that when there was only one set of footprints in the sands…

Local Mom Has More Crosses On Wall Than Number Of Crucifixions Actually Carried Out By The Romans OKLAHOMA CITY, OK—Local mom and diamond-level assistant regional manager for an essential oils company Cindy Kyle has more crosses on her wall…

Small Island Of Uncultured Savages Rejects America's Gracious Attempt To Introduce Them To Good Food SMALL UNCULTURED ISLAND IN THE ATLANTIC—A previously unexplored small island of uncultured savages in the Atlantic has rejected American…

Pope Announces Any Time Spent Watching 'The View' Counts As Time Served In Purgatory VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis has made one of his official, Popey announcements. (For our Protestant audience, a declaration from the pope is kinda like when…

Updated Wedding Vows Specifically Include Allowing Your Wife To Steal The Blankets Every Night U.S.—An updated set of wedding vows will force the groom to specifically promise to allow his bride to steal the blankets every night until…

SANTA MONICA, CA—Security and smart home manufacturer Ring recently announced a new version of its innovative video doorbell. The Debate Ring Pro is designed to engage in theological arguments with visitors from other religious backgrounds.…