Christian Living

U.S.—From the moment Kanye West announced his conversion to Christianity, the authenticity of the famous rapper’s faith has been the subject of much skepticism, with many of God’s most faithful followers anxiously awaiting the first…

Christian Not Sure Why He Should Look Forward To Heaven When He Already Lives In America FRISCO, CO—Local Christian man Dave Hearth recently came across an interesting verse in the Bible: Philippians 3:20, which says that our citizenship is…

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Christians' support for President Trump has remained steadfast, despite one rocky patch when Trump suggested Chick-fil-A wasn't as good as McDonald's. But he may finally have found the straw that broke the camel's back:…

Good Shepherd Leaves 99 Waffle Fries To Find The 1 That Fell Down Crack Between Seats RIO RANCHO, NM—Local man Greg Laurence is being called a heroic good shepherd after he demonstrated Christlike love for his waffle fries by leaving the 99…

Life Hack: Delight The Kids In Your Neighborhood This Year By Passing Out Bibles Disguised As Halloween Candy Want an easy way to delight the neighborhood kids this year? Try this simple life hack: buy a bunch of delicious, king-size…

Recording Industry Adds 'Explicitly Christian' Warning Label To Kanye’s New Album U.S.—In a move designed to protect listeners from content deemed too offensive, the Recording Industry Association of America will add a new "Explicitly…

U.S.—After the release of Kanye West's much-anticipated gospel record Jesus Is King today, fans were shocked and delighted to discover that West has already announced a follow-up Christian album: Silly Songs with Kanye, a…

To Ensure Maximum Suffering, Hell's Film Library To Contain Only Christian Movies HELL—In a somewhat ironic move to ensure maximum suffering among the people there, Hell has announced its film library will only contain Christian movies…

Trump: 'When There Was Only One Set Of Footprints, America, It Was Then That I Carried You' U.S.—In a video released by the Trump campaign, the president tenderly informs America that when there was only one set of footprints in the sands…

Local Mom Has More Crosses On Wall Than Number Of Crucifixions Actually Carried Out By The Romans OKLAHOMA CITY, OK—Local mom and diamond-level assistant regional manager for an essential oils company Cindy Kyle has more crosses on her wall…