Christian Living

U.S.—Limited edition UGG shoes filled with essential oils sold out almost right away, reports claim. The shoes, dubbed the "Karen," are filled with a blend of calming jasmine and holy basil, promising to comfort the wearer when she needs to…

Husband Declares His Love Language Is Marathoning All The 'Lord Of The Rings' Movies MORGANTOWN, WV—Local couple Brad and Jenny Parsley have been taking a class at their church on figuring out what their love languages are. Jenny has…

WORLD—A grim report indicated Wednesday that the count of people murdered by known hate group Chick-fil-A has risen to 0 this year. While previous years saw counts averaging 0 and sometimes going in the negative as Chick-fil-A…

U.S.—The Newsboys announced over the weekend that they have replaced Michael Tait with new frontman Kanye West. After Kanye seemed to experience a recent conversion to Christianity, the Newsboys immediately began seeking him out in secret,…

Tiny Versions Of Dave Ramsey, Joel Osteen Whisper In Man's Ear As He Agonizes Over Purchasing Expensive Power Tools LEIDERSBERG, VA—Local man Dave O'Gorman went to Home Depot for the fifth time today after buying the wrong size screw again.…

TULSA, OK—Local homeschool mom April Wilson and her husband took their kids on an outing they will never forget. Like most homeschool parents, the Wilsons decided to homeschool solely on the conviction that public schools today just don't…

DULUTH, MN—Local Christian man Fred Dennis was incredulous when he heard Kanye West had experienced some kind of conversion, from committing to not making secular music anymore to inviting gospel-centered preachers to deliver messages at…

ALISO VIEJO, CA—Worshipers at Sailors Church were ecstatic to learn that they were selected as the location of the first-ever church foyer Chick-fil-A. Parishioners waited impatiently as construction continued throughout the summer, but…

NEW YORK, NY—Kanye West is one of the most respected musical geniuses in secular music. But in accepting Christ, West's musical talents appear to have been curbed. After his apparent conversion to Christianity, West announced his…

Man Gives Wife Coupon For Unlimited Hobby Lobby Shopping Spree Redeemable Any Sunday Of Year LA MESA, CA—Local man Chad Tucker wanted to go all out for his wife Sharon's birthday this year. "Jewelry, candles, and perfume just didn't seem…