Christian Living

U.S.—A tough, high-priced, and brutally competitive housing market is forcing more and more millennials to live in a van down by the river. Many 20-30 somethings are also having to live on a steady diet of government cheese, sources…

New Version Of Monopoly For Christian Women Has You Recruit All The Other Players Into A Pyramid Scheme PAWTUCKET, RI—Hasbro has unveiled a new version of Monopoly targeted at Christian women. The game, titled Ms. Monopoly: Church Edition,…

U.S.—A new app lets your spouse control the car with voice commands from the passenger seat. Whenever your spouse says things like, "Why don't you take Fifth, it's a lot faster?" or "This way's a lot slower than my way," the car will…

SANDY SPRINGS, GA—Badly shaken eyewitnesses are providing disturbing reports that the “Singles Together” singles group of CrossBreeze Christian Church may be significantly less attractive than portrayed on the church’s website. “I clicked…

California Schools Require All Students To Worship Rainbow Flag When Lady Gaga Song Plays SACRAMENTO, CA—Governor Gavin Newsom was reportedly sitting around in his office with nothing to do Tuesday, which is a problem for a guy whose job it…

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO—October 3 will be this year’s Bring Your Bible to School Day, an event created by Focus on the Family that encourages students to bring their copy of the Scriptures to classes with them. An endorsement of the event from…

CORONA, CA—According to sources close to the Manning residence, local mother Linda Manning spent over five hours cleaning her two-story home Monday. She painstakingly cleaned the kitchen, picked up toys all over the house, and found dishes…

U.S.—Millions announced they now believe in a good, loving God out there somewhere after Nicki Minaj declared that she was retiring from what is ostensibly music, sources confirmed Friday. Overnight, millions of formerly atheist and…

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—A new patch developed by Silicon Valley startup OilDerm helps your loved ones wean off their essential oil addiction until they're finally free of their need to use essential oils, "like literally all the time." …

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—A new patch developed by Silicon Valley startup OilDerm helps your loved ones wean off their essential oil addiction until they're finally free of their need to use essential oils, "like literally all the time." …