Christian Living

HELL-The Prince Of Darkness welcomed a man to Hell this week who spent a good portion of his time on earth knocking on public bathroom stall doors to see if they were occupied."Well, done, Dave Smith," The Devil told his new resident. "You…

AUSTIN, TX — A local man declared himself free of any need to belong to a local church, relying instead on the fact that he studies the Bible for himself, clearly indicating he has never studied the Bible for himself."I don't need the…

Fam, you may have heard about this new thing people are calling "Artificial Intelligence." It's like having this all-knowing friend you can message at any moment, because they literally never sleep. You can ask anything, like, "Can you eat…

Time flies! One moment you're a kid consuming copious amounts of top-tier Christian entertainment content, and before you know it, you're middle-aged with a spouse, some kids, and a mortgage. Whatever happened to all those beloved Christian…

SANTA ANA, CA — A local professing Christian notified his friends, family members, and everyone who attended his church that, while he was not removing Jesus from his life, he was leaving religion behind."I'm just leaving religion, not…

Let me get real with you, fam. Babylon Bee

DAYTONA, FL — Despite local man Roger Turnbull nailing every single word and intonation of the rap part in "Jesus Freak", Turnbull's two kids somehow remained unimpressed with his lyrical prowess. Babylon Bee

ANAHEIM, CA — Financial guru Dave Ramsey sprang out of a shopping mall fountain today to scold a woman who had frivolously wasted an entire quarter on a wish."Young people these days have no idea how important it is to save every cent," a…

HOUSTON, TX — A Christian missionary finally reached his destination after a long, arduous journey to Joel Osteen's church to reach people who have never heard about Jesus.The eager young missionary arrived at Lakewood Church, which is home…

U.S. — According to reports from several sources, the President's poll numbers are — Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up. Is that girl over there reading a KING JAMES BIBLE? DAAAAAAANG! I would maintain my purity and ask her father's permission for…