Christian Living

U.S.—Chick-fil-A's popular mascot the Chick-fil-A Cow has announced his 2020 run on a platform of making the government run much more efficiently, being much more friendly to people, and of course, eating more chicken. The cow's populist…

BOSTON, MA—Local believer Kyle Greenwood is still relying on equal parts of the Holy Spirit and large quantities of coffee to get him through each day, sources close to the man confirmed Wednesday. "As believers, we have to acknowledge that…

Genetically Engineered Dinosaurs Break Out Of Creation Museum, Live Peacefully With Humans WILLIAMSTOWN, KY—The Ark Encounter in Williamstown, Kentucky appears to be your run-of-the-mill full-scale replica of the biblical ark, complete with…

Falwell, Jeffress Ask Trump If They Can Sit At His Right And Left Hands When He Goes Into Glory WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources at the White House, Jerry Falwell, Jr. and Robert Jeffress approached President Trump in a special meeting…

Local Christian Counting On Kingdom Of God As Backup Plan Just In Case Favorite Political Party Fails Him LAKE CHARLES, LA—Local Christian Guy Tenney announced Monday that he's still clinging to the hope of the coming of the Kingdom of God,…

RED RIDGE, WV—The Netherton family, known by their neighbors as "that nice but kinda weird homeschooling family," was forced to buy another 15-passenger van after their current commercial-class van ran out of window space for stick…

When you read the internets, it's really common to come across people abusing the rules of good grammar. What a nightmare! We at The Babylon Bee want to do our small part to make the internet a safer place for grammar nuts to enjoy without…

NASHVILLE, TN—Claiming demand for the product is "through the roof" among Southern Baptists, LifeWay Christian Resources announced Friday its proprietary tactical study Bible attachment designed to carry one study Bible or two compact…

Facebook To Display Warning Whenever Girl From High School About To Sell You Stuff MENLO PARK, CA—In a long-awaited addition to the social network, Facebook will now begin displaying a notification whenever a girl from high school messages…

Jerry Falwell Jr. Takes Emergency Mission Trip To Southern Border To Kick Around Some Mexican Kids SOMEWHERE IN THE TEXAN DESERT—Upon hearing about the immigration crisis, Jerry Falwell, Jr. was touched. He "just had to get down there right…