Christian Living

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Features First-Ever Baptist Model In Floor-Length Denim Skirt NEW YORK, NY—In a controversial move, Sports Illustrated has unveiled photos of its first ever Baptist swimsuit model, pictured in a…

NEW YORK, NY—The New York Times has issued a heartfelt apology after the international edition of the newspaper published a cartoon that offended many "Passover worshipers." "We are so sorry for any offense this cartoon cause to Passover…

JERUSALEM—The remarkably well-preserved ruins of a first-century Chick-fil-A restaurant, believed to be the first one ever built, were unearthed this week in Jerusalem. The restaurant apparently catered to early Christians with its…

VATICAN CITY—The Pope has decreed that anyone who spoils Avengers: Endgame will receive extra time in purgatory. While Pope Francis has been a controversial Pope among Catholics, the move garnered instant support among the…

WORLD—In what's being called an "epic troll," heaven has announced that Jesus will return just moments before Avengers: Endgame begins playing tonight. According to sources, His return is staggered to various timezones. He will…

To Show Respect For Sri Lanka Victims, Democrats Vow Not To Mention Their Religion At All U.S.—In order to show respect for the victims of the horrific attacks in Sri Lanka over the weekend, several top Democrats have vowed not to mention…

Massive Recall On VeggieTales Merchandise After E. Coli Outbreak FRANKLIN, TN—Big Idea Entertainment is recalling millions of VeggieTales merchandise shipped across the United States over concerns that Bob, Larry, and other veggie…

Enraged Pastor Begins Flipping Tables After Catching Women Selling Various Products In Church Foyer WHITE MARSH, MD—Pastor Lyle Killackey is known for his gentle spirit, solid preaching, and love for the church. But the typically quiet man…

RAMONA, CA—Local girl Madeline Chavez walked down the stairs at her home to get a snack in the kitchen and was shocked to catch her parents watching Game of Thrones, sources confirmed Sunday evening. "Oh---oh!" she said as her parents…

ALBANY, NY—Local woman Heather Brinley surrendered the wheel of her car to Jesus so she could check Facebook for a second, sources narrowly avoiding her in traffic confirmed Thursday. In a heartfelt prayer, Brinley asked Jesus to take the…