Christian Living

Local Christian Caught In Endless Loop Of Thinking He's Humble, Realizing This Means He's Not Humble EMPORIA, KS—Local Christian man Raymond Padilla confirmed Friday that he's still caught in an endless loop of finally thinking he's…

U.S.—The country's long-lost faith in the everlasting goodness and love of God has been miraculously restored overnight, as the nation woke up to discover that baseball season had arrived at last. After a long, dark period of doubt in which…

Moved By Sight Of Homeless Man Asking For Food, Local Christian Prays Light Would Turn Green PHOENIX, AZ—Moved to compassion by the pitiable sight of a homeless man asking for food on the side of the road, local Christian man Paul Coulson…

Investigation Launched Into Possible Collusion Between Edmund And The White Witch CAIR PARAVEL—An official investigation into possible collusion between Edmund Pevensie, now King Edmund of Narnia, and the White Witch was launched this week.…

More States Pushing For Mandatory Public School Classes On Obscure Star Wars Trivia U.S.—According to reports, more and more states are advocating for mandatory classes on obscure Star Wars trivia. The bills are designed to combat our…

Local Man Excited To Discover Hundreds Of Inspirational CS Lewis Quotes Now Available In Book Form PHILADELPHIA, PA—Local Christian man Philip Cassatt reported Tuesday that he was pleased to learn that a publisher had finally collected…

ROME—The Apostle Paul was imprisoned in Rome near the time of his death, after a long life suffering in various prison conditions throughout his ministry. Christians have often wondered how Paul the Apostle kept the faith during those dark…

RIDGEWATER, MO—According to sources at First Baptist Church, worship leader Ethan "Wonderwall" Turner abruptly stopped the band's performance of "Jesus Paid It All" Sunday morning in order to call on a woman with her hands raised, assuming…

LAFAYETTE, LA—A local Chick-fil-A manager has declared his restaurant to be a "sanctuary space" for undocumented immigrant cows in the city. The manager says he will refuse to turn any loose cows over to their owners, defying state law.…

NASHVILLE, TN—In a scandal, popular Christian recording artist Bryan Toby mentioned Jesus Christ by name live in an interview with a Christian radio station. The damaging faux pas flies in the face of CCM tradition, which states that…