Christian Living

MONTEREY, CA—Local man Gary Pearman decided he was going to follow Jesus after reading the Savior's offer of abundant life and eternity in heaven. Unfortunately, Pearman barely read the terms and conditions, quickly skimming them to get to…

Angels To Pay Joseph Gordon-Levitt $430 Million To Stand In Dugout And Flap His Arms Like An Angel For Next 12 Years ANAHEIM, CA—The Los Angeles Angels, who are located in Anaheim and not Los Angeles, have agreed to pay actor Joseph…

U.S.—Excitement is running high for Toy Story 4 as its first full trailer debuted today, and no one is more excited than Christians, who are finally getting a shout-out in the form of newcomer Bibleman: the action figure. Bibleman will star…

Liberty University Criticized After Unveiling Stained Glass Window Depicting Donald Trump LYNCHBURG, VA—Liberty University has come under withering criticism after unveiling a Donald Trump stained glass window in the school's newly…

Woman Finally Off Hook For Forgiving Husband As He Leaves Socks On Floor For 491st Time INDIO, CA—Local woman Kristi Larson is a careful student of God's Word. She especially likes Jesus's emphasis on forgiveness, such as when the Messiah…

Nation's Men Prepare To Pretend They've Been Following College Basketball All Season FT. WORTH, TX—Recently in Greg Stedman’s small group, pneumatology and eschatology have taken a back seat to bracketology. The men in his Bible study are…

FAIRFAX, VA—Local mother Grace Paulson took her boy, Braxton, to the park to ride his bike Thursday morning. But a few minutes into their excursion, the boy fell off his bike and landed hard, breaking his leg. Luckily for Braxton, Paulson…

Chick-Fil-A Manager Reminds Patrons To Examine Themselves Before Partaking Of The Chicken And Milkshakes JEFFERSON CITY, MO—As guests solemnly stood in line to partake in the sacred Christian tradition of eating the Lord's chicken at a…

Sad: This Pastor Foolishly Spent 3 Years In Seminary When He Could Have Been Educated On The Bible By An Internet Atheist For Free Meet Pastor Charlie Henderson. He spent a full three years in seminary on top of four years of Bible college…

U.S.—In an ecumenical move to keep the Lent season much more palatable and achievable for the average observer, a coalition of Protestant denominations and the Catholic Church have agreed to reduce the Lent season to a much more reasonable…