Christian Living

We all find ourselves deeply embroiled in back-and-forth, point-for-point apologetics debates now and then. It’s easy to get so far into the weeds when responding to arguments against God’s existence that you forget that some of the…

FRANKLIN, TN—Following the advice of popular self-help books by Rachel Hollis, local woman Brenda Jenkins decided she'd get up, wash her face, and stop apologizing, seizing the moment and living her life to the fullest. Unfortunately,…

HOLLYWOOD, CA—A new filtering service aims to make films more acceptable to a Christian audience by replacing every actor with Kirk Cameron. KirkView, an upstart tech company founded "by Christians, for Christians," is trying to help…

MOBILE, AL—New LifeWay Christian Stores employee Aimee Bryer was tasked with rotating out last week's prophetic books and replacing them with a fresh, just-off-the-truck shipment, sources confirmed Friday. "You see how this one claims…

Chip, Joanna Gaines Hired To Renovate Heavenly Father's Big, Big House With Lots And Lots Of Rooms HEAVEN—Our heavenly Father's big, big house has been under construction for some time. To help move the project along swiftly and provide…

DALLAS, TX—Local liberal man Ryan Girthing was baptized at New Rivers Church this past Sunday, having trusted in Christ for his eternal salvation. But to the shock and delight of all, as Girthing emerged from the surface of the waters, he…

U.S.—In a move to capture the rapidly growing bald pastor market, popular head care company Shiny Domes has released a new line of head polishes specifically designed to cater to the needs of pastors and other people in Christian ministry…

'Cool, There's No Line At The Chick-Fil-A Drive-Thru,' Says Man Moments Before Realizing It's Sunday RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA—According to multiple sources, local man Brad Dunsing was excited to see the Chick-fil-A location near his house had…

Jussie Smollett Claims Small Blue Creature From Outer Space Compelled Him To Fabricate Attack Story CHICAGO, IL—In his first public statement since being arrested for filing a false police report, Empire actor Jussie Smollett claimed he was…

VALDOSTA, GA—After spending several years wallowing in sin and not bothering to allow the Holy Spirit to change his life in any way, local Christian man Nathan Peterson confirmed his findings Wednesday that having faith without works is in…