Christian Living

SANTEE, CA—A man robbing the Chick-Fil-A restaurant on Mission Gorge Road Friday afternoon admitted afterward he was "pretty impressed" by the level of customer service he experienced while cleaning out the registers of cash. The man barged…

Tinder Creators Developing Bible App To Enable Swiping Left On Undesirable Verses WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA — Known for its flagship app Tinder, online dating powerhouse Match Group is now developing a new Bible app that allows readers to swipe…

Woman Swoons At Brave Man Who Is Standing Up To The Corporate Greed Of Valentine's Day By Not Getting Her Anything CHANDLER, AZ—Marlena Bennington, girlfriend to Jace Everly for nearly three years, is absolutely swooning as Valentine’s Day…

U.S.—Prosperity gospel preacher Benny Hinn has encountered a flurry of backlash after it was revealed that he has dressed up as an actual pastor for the last few decades. Thousands of internet users discussed Hinn's problematic…

UGANDA—Well, this isn't good. After students at Bungee Xtreme Youth Group spent the past six months pestering their friends and family to help fund their missions trip to Africa, they arrived this morning to discover that the tribesmen had…

NEW YORK, NY—Local man Frank Wilbur has been stuck in a group chat with his family for the past three years and had resigned himself to the fact that he would be inundated with a steady stream of text messages, pictures, emojis, and…

Protestants, Catholics To Resolve Differences In High-Stakes Mario Kart Tournament VATICAN CITY—After centuries of theological disputes, Protestants and Catholics have agreed to resolve their differences in an exciting, non-violent way: a…

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After several months of debate over funding for the US-Mexico border wall, congressional leaders and President Trump have reached a landmark agreement in the history of US foreign policy. Trump confirmed to Republicans that…

VENTURA, CA—A new study from Barna Group revealed Thursday that the majority of millennial Christians aren't 100% sure what a "Bible" is. When asked to express their opinion on the Bible, 88% of Christians in their 20s and 30s responded by…

TACOMA, WA—Friends and family close to local man Robert Hapley confirmed Wednesday that he still argues with himself like Gollum and Smeagol from The Lord of the Rings every time he's tempted to sin. Witnesses saw the man huddled in his…