Christian Living

Single Woman Running Out Of Realistic Options Now That Tebow, Pratt Both Off The Market KANSAS CITY, MO—Local single woman Emily DeCartine began to worry Monday that she's running out of viable options for a future mate now that both Tim…

HELL—Satan announced Friday he is putting the finishing touches on a new breed of house cat. Forged in the dark fires of Satan's spawning pits, the newly developed feline breed will wait even longer to decide if it wants to come inside or…

PAWNEE, IN—Pawnee Third Baptist Church hosted its annual Xtreme Men Living Xtremely for Christ to the Extreme (XMLXFCTTX) last weekend, and this time, the church managed to get the perfect speaker to teach the lesson on living like a true…

Nation's Actual Satan Worshipers Thankful That Harry Potter Been Taking The Heat Off Them For A While U.S.—The nation's actual Satan worshipers expressed their gratitude Wednesday that the Harry Potter franchise has taken all the heat off…

Family With 3 Adopted Children Surprised To Learn They Only Care About The Unborn FORT WORTH, TX—Because of their Christian beliefs and consistent pro-life convictions, Brent and Lydia Larson have adopted three children and so were…

Christian Just Voting For Whichever Political Party Less Likely To Make His Faith Illegal One Day CENTERVILLE, FL—Local Christian man Larry Michaels admitted Wednesday that he just votes for whichever political party is less likely to make…

Brought to you by:   Wow! A new poll has revealed that 0% of Christian men are addicted to pornography. Pollsters spoke with thousands of Christian men all over the world and asked them, "Are you addicted to porn?" Christian men responded…

TOLEDO, OH—When local pastor's kid Cooper Braxton went rummaging around in the church's storage room looking for some crackers to munch on, he was delighted to find the custodial closet actually led to the magical land of Narnia, sources…

KENNESAW, GA—Local Christian man Ronald Mackey always makes it a point in his Christian walk to show the love of Jesus even to people who disagree with him. He also constantly prays for the death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg and publicly posts…

WILKES-BARRE, PA—At the beginning of January, people often complain of accidentally writing the wrong date on all their documents as they adjust to the new year. One staunch King James Version-only believer in Pennsylvania has taken the…