Christian Living

We know you're all off to Christmas dinners, gatherings, and parties. But we have a quick public service announcement from your friends at The Babylon Bee: it is now OK to play Christmas music. It's Christmas Eve, and although it is not…

CORPUS CHRISTI, TX—In an Instagram story posted earlier this week, local believer James Willerson ripped into his fellow Christians for being "way too judgemental," pronouncing a harsh judgement upon them for how often they judge other…

RADFORD, VA—A homeowner's clever ploy to stop would-be package thieves in their tracks has gone viral after the man left preacher and missionary Paul Washer out in a box on the porch over the weekend. As the thief crept up the porch to…

U.S.—A crowdfunding campaign aiming to build a US-Mexico border wall out of old copies of Left Behind and its many sequels has raised $7 million in the first few days of funding. The GoFundMe campaign is asking for $1 billion to collect and…

Woman Demolishes Every Wall In Her House After Catching Few Minutes Of 'Fixer Upper' MIDDLETOWN, OH—After idly flipping through the channels and stumbling across the closing segment of a rerun of hit HGTV show Fixer Upper, local woman…

Report: Imprisoned Chinese Christians Maintaining Faith By Secretly Reading Smuggled, Tattered Copy Of 'Your Best Life Now' CHENGDU, CHINA—Captive members of Early Rain Covenant Church as well as many other Chinese Christians detained in…

GLENDALE, CA—A local mall Santa, played by David Carter, has been arrested after punching a shopper who offhandedly denied the divinity of Christ, sources at Westerfield Mall confirmed Tuesday. The man reportedly used the name of Christ in…

Kid Enjoys Relaxing Sunday Afternoon Waiting For Parents To Finish After-Church Small Talk SIOUX CITY, IA—Local boy Jacob Bender reported yesterday that he was enjoying a relaxing Sunday afternoon standing by his family's car waiting for…

U.S.—A new study released Thursday by Chick-fil-A Research Institute found that Bible studies held at Chick-fil-A will sanctify you up to fourteen times faster than Bible studies held at a church, home, or unsaved restuarant. The study…