Christian Living

The editorial staff at The Babylon Bee would like to congratulate President Donald Trump for receiving our inaugural Christian of the Year award. Each year, this award will recognize the Christian who has done the most for the Kingdom of…

HEAVEN—Sources close to the resurrected, glorified Jesus Christ confirmed Wednesday that He was "slightly confused" over who exactly the little Caucasian baby in a local nativity scene is supposed to be. Multiple angelic sources claim there…

DALLAS, TX—Speaking on behalf of the congregation at First Baptist Dallas, pastor Robert Jeffress announced Monday a new "Keep Trump in Christmas" initiative. The far-reaching strategy includes a sermon series, ad campaign, and evangelistic…

BURBANK, CA—The teaser for the next Avengers film is here, and Christians couldn't be happier: the movie has been revealed to be a crossover with the Left Behind franchise. The plot will follow the adventures of Cameron "Buck" Williams…

Recent Baptist Convert Horrified To Discover 'BYOB' Fellowship Night Meant 'Bring Your Own Bible' HACIENDA, NM—Local recent Baptist convert Troy Franksen was excited to go to his first BYOB Fellowship Night hosted by a fellow church member,…

SAN DIEGO, CA—Local premillennialist man Bob Hartford is still driving a convertible with the top down every day, "just to be on the safe side," according to sources. The man drives his convertible with the top down everywhere he goes, no…

U.S.—A coalition of CCM artists announced Thursday that they've completely run out of rhymes for the word "grace." Tragically, there will be no more Christian music produced until the songwriters can come up with a solution to the grace…

Winning: Trump Memorized The Whole Apostles' Creed And Recited It Quietly In His Head So As Not To Draw Attention To Himself Wow! Get a load of this: while attention-seeking people like the Clintons, the Obamas, and everyone else in the…

Study Finds Strong Connection Between Holiness And Number Of Chairs You Stack After Church Service U.S.—A new study performed by LifeWay Research revealed Wednesday that there is a "strong connection" between your personal holiness and the…