Christian Living

Junior High Boy Becomes Staunch Biblical Literalist After Discovering 'Holy Kiss' Passage APACHE JUNCTION, AZ—Local junior higher Seth Overstreet announced Sunday morning he is now a staunch biblical literalist after discovering Paul's…

MONROVIA, CA—For years, Naked Juice has marketed its juices and smoothies as a healthier alternative to other fruit juices on the market. But the popular juice brand was never able to make much headway in the Christian market due to its…

PORTLAND, OR—Greg Sterling, 47, sued the government earlier this week in to get his age changed 20 years younger than he actually is in order to land a job as a youth pastor at a local church. Sterling petitioned to have his age changed to…

CEDAR OAK FALLS, VA—Christ Lutheran Church's Minister of Greeting Charlie Banyan enthusiastically extended his hand to over 300 different people Sunday morning in order to share the love of Christ and also a bunch of germs. The greeter…

Couple Narrowly Escapes Out Window After Small Group Leader Busts Out Board Game Collection BOSTON, MA—After their small group leader busted out his board game collection as the weekly Bible study was winding down Saturday afternoon, Jack…

SANTA MONICA, CA—After a long engagement with secular culture, Brimstone Community Church married the godless culture in a heartfelt ceremony over the weekend. The church engaged the culture ten years ago and finally married it, promising…

ITALY—Now, here's a timely find: archaeologists have just announced the discovery of the Apostle Paul's "I Voted" sticker, indicating he proudly participated in Roman political life. Evidence suggests the Apostle Paul proudly wore the…

U.S.—Alright, we admit it. We don't have anything left to report on the elections: no new information, no clever commentary, no biting satirical wit. We simply mentioned the midterm elections in the headline so that you would click on it.…

JACKSON, MS—Local Christian man John Anthony went to his polling place during his lunch break and voted for politicians and policies that he believes will cause the government to take care of his fellow man the best, absolving himself of…