Christian Living

ASHEBORO, NC—In a solemn prayer event Sunday evening, parishioners somberly gathered at Main Ave Baptist Church and begged God to finally remove their pastor's spiritual gift of peppering every sermon, conversation, and Bible study with…

Christians Face Clear Choice Between Party That's A Hypocritical Mockery Of Their Faith And One That's Openly Hostile To It U.S.—Christians voting their conscience have quite a choice this Election Day with the two major political parties.…

WYOMING, MI—According to concerned friends and family, local unstable woman Beth Carillo is already listening to Christmas music, despite the fact that it's barely November. The unhinged psychopath woke up on the first of November and…

JACKSON, MI—The Connelly family has had lots of problems at the church they've attended for the past five years, from poor coffee offerings to sermons that make them feel uncomfortable some times. But all their luck is about to change: the…

Choosing a Halloween costume is a landmine: how do you know where the line is between clever and incredibly offensive? Here's how: you read The Babylon Bee, where we help you make the right lifestyle choices each and every day. Check out…

Local Woman Hopes Husband Listened Closely To Pastor's Sermon On Self-Righteousness RICHMOND, VA—Local woman Lisa Whitaker told sources on Sunday she hopes her husband James listened closely to their pastor’s sermon on self-righteousness.…

RADCLIFF, KY—Baptist couple Ken and Elizabeth Baker had a beautiful wedding ceremony over the weekend, complete with the cutting of the cake, moving speeches and toasts, and the couple's first awkward sway on the dance floor. As a romantic…

U.S.—A new report released in a joint study by several evangelical denominations confirmed Friday that the habitual sin that everybody else struggles with is much worse than your own. The study found that your sin is regrettable but not…

Mr. Lunt Checks Into Rehab For Cheeseburger Addiction THE COUNTER—Famed crooner Mr. Lunt has checked into a rehabilitation center after admitting in a letter to his fans, friends, and family that he's hopelessly addicted to cheeseburgers.…