Christian Living

Neurologists Identify Part Of Brain That Controls Little Cartoon Character Named McGee BALTIMORE, MD—Researchers working at Johns Hopkins University confirmed Monday that they have located the part of the human brain that causes people to…

MOBILE, AL—Sources close to local Christian man Jesse Larson confirmed Monday he is still using air quotes every time he says the word "science." He uses the air-quotes every time he discusses a claim made by modern science, from climate…

Woman Graciously Submits To Husband By Allowing Him To Pick Which Episode Of 'Gilmore Girls' To Watch ATLANTA, GA—Local woman Destiny Wilson graciously submitted to her husband's Christlike leadership Friday evening by allowing him to…

Banned From Playing Violent Video Games, Local Kid Settles For Reading Old Testament MINNEAPOLIS, MN—After his parents banned him from playing violent video games, local 7-year-old Liam Connor reluctantly decided to open his Bible and read…

Brought to you by: WARNER ROBINS, GA—After a parishioner asked him a difficult theology question regarding the two wills of God after service Sunday, local pastor Brett Merced politely excused himself for a moment, walked a few steps…

U.S.—A comprehensive study by LifeWay released Tuesday confirms that arguing vigorously about politics is still the most effective way for Christians to spread the gospel of Jesus Christ to a lost and dying world. The results indicated that…

SANTEE, CA—In a move designed to teach proper baptistic theology and provide a valuable service to the community, Santee Lakes Baptist Church opened its Total Immersion Car Wash this week to great fanfare. The full-service car wash is the…

BANGOR, ME—Local Calvinist man Lucas Wiles was greatly discouraged in his Christian walk after an official Ligonier Ministries DNA test showed he is at most 1/1024th elect. A hopeful Wiles received his Ligonier ElectCheck™ test results in…

Close Call: This Christian Radio DJ Accidentally Played The Same Song For 3 Weeks Straight, But Luckily No One Noticed DES MOINES, IA—Talk about a close one! Local Christian radio disc jockey Dan Morris suddenly realized Monday morning that…

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Hastily throwing together a press conference shortly after the news broke, former President Barack Obama quickly took credit Friday for Turkey’s release of U.S. Pastor Andrew Brunson, who had been imprisoned for two years…