Christian Living

SCOTTSBLUFF, NE—In a heartfelt moment of confession, local Christian man Ryan Beatty revealed his deepest, darkest secret to his accountability partner Friday morning: the fact that he listens to Christian music and unironically enjoys it.…

HOUMA, LA—The Johnsons, a devout Baptist family, popped a bag of popcorn and settled in on the couch Wednesday evening to enjoy classic horror movie Footloose, sources from within the family confirmed. The musical drama film has become a…

OKLAHOMA CITY, OK—Hobby Lobby has become a popular destination for Christians looking to decorate their homes with some encouraging Bible verses or hymn lyrics.  But there's one market the arts and crafts retailer has failed to capture:…

CHINO HILLS, CA—Local pastor Jack Mensing clarified to his congregation this past Sunday that being "salt and light" to the world actually means voting Republican and supporting conservative causes. He carefully exegeted Jesus's commands to…

TORONTO, ONTARIO—Local progressive Christian believer Tim Gardens was arrested for his faith Monday but was quickly cleared of all charges and released with a heartfelt apology by Canadian authorities. Officials had been tipped off that…

Nation's Christians To Resume Work On Great Commission Now That Conservative Supreme Court Majority Achieved U.S.—The nation's Christians announced their plan to resume working on fulfilling the Great Commission now that their primary task…

Man's Street Cred Skyrockets After Ability To Rap Along With Every Early DC Talk Song Discovered COMPTON, CA—Local man Wendell Martin was granted a "nearly unlimited supply" of street cred after his ability to rap along with every early DC…

Confirmed: Anyone You Run Over While Trying To Get To Church On Time Will Go Straight To Heaven WORLD—A new announcement from God's PR office confirmed last week that anyone you run over with your car while gunning it in order to get to…

ALBERT LEA, MN—While many Christian families are struggling to raise their children right in an increasingly antagonistic culture, that can't be said of the Gunderson family. Little Deanna Gunderson, just 9 months old, said her first word…

DETROIT, MI—According to sources close to local man Chris Walters, the man claims to be a Christian. But there's one glaring flaw with this: Walters doesn't own a single firearm. A recent investigation by elders at his church confirmed that…