Christian Living

SAN LEANDRO, CA—In a stunning tragedy, thousands perished instantly at Currents Church after the Lord granted worship leader Bruce "Hacksaw" Henry's repeated requests to show the fullness of His glory Sunday morning, sources confirmed.…

GLENDORA, CA—In a special rally held Wednesday, staff and faculty at progressive college Pacific Canyon Christian University welcomed its incoming class of freshmen, who would almost invariably reject the faith years after leaving the…

Libertarian Man Fulfills Biblical Command To Pray For Leaders By Asking God To Bring Entire Government Crashing Down MIRAMAR, CA—In an attempt to fulfill the biblical command in 1 Timothy 2 to lift up one's leaders in prayer, local…

SANTA CLARITA, CA—A new report found that every single student at Legacy Christian College & Seminary was engaged to be married by the third week of the semester. While many Christian colleges advertise a guaranteed "ring by spring,"…

HEAVEN—The Lord of all creation has reportedly bumped up the scheduled date for the consummation of all things after briefly checking Twitter Monday morning and verifying that things are much worse off than they were a year, a month, or…

NASHVILLE, TN—Heeding scriptural admonitions found somewhere in 1 Peter, local wife Vanessa Branden decided to adopt a more spiritual approach of continuously badgering her husband, Thomas, on previously tabled discussions related to God,…

OSHKOSH, WI—Local man Brad Denton declared himself to be "unequally yoked" with his wife of 3 years, Kristine, after discovering Thursday that the woman doesn't really care for any of the films, merchandise, or extended universe material in…

CENTENNIAL, CO—After reading Ephesians 5 for his morning devotional Monday morning, local man Kyle Nelson promised himself he’d begin to love his wife more sacrificially “as Christ loved the church.” He kicked off his new commitment right…

NASHVILLE, TN—In a moving, sincere prayer Friday, local Protestant man Howard Perry loudly thanked the Lord for not making him like “one of those prideful, righteous, and totally messed up Catholics.” After reading about the turmoil…

UNDISCLOSED—A missions trip to a remote tribe in an undisclosed closed country has successfully converted the entire village into conservative Republicans, sources from the missions team confirmed Friday. After contextualizing the basics…