Christian Living

CHARLOTTE, NC—According to sources, local Christian and football fan Greg Holbrook is “extremely concerned” that many NFL athletes continue to resist standing for the national anthem before football games, while at the same time having no…

Brought to you by  SAN ANTONIO, TX—Local man John Boudreau was immediately granted an honorary Bible degree from Grace Christian College & Seminary in San Antonio just moments after he posted a C.S. Lewis quote on Facebook Wednesday…

LEWIS CENTER, OH—After ordering lunch at a burger joint Monday, local Calvinist man Carl Edwards headed toward the soda fountain while happily whistling “This is My Father’s World” to himself. But he was stopped in the middle of the fifth…

HORTON, ND—It was time to eat dinner at the Kendall household and Gregory Kendall, who had just come home from a long day selling auto parts, was in no mood to pray. “Would anyone else like to pray?” he asked his family, but he was met…

NEW YORK, NY—Popular men’s fashion magazine GQ has released its annual Pastor issue, featuring hot styles and the latest trends for men in ministry. While the magazine typically focuses on secular men’s fashion, the editorial board stated…

BOISE, ID—A new report has indicated that local devout Christian man Brian Metford took a few minutes out of his busy morning schedule to think about reading his Bible this morning. The man was proud to report he’d “strongly considered”…

PROVIDENCE, RI—According to sources close to local man Anthony Anderson, the single man who neither has kids nor has any plans to get married and produce children stays up late into the evening debating the merits of paedobaptism on the…

This woman prayed passionately for her friend’s battle with cancer—a good thing, right? Wrong. Although she prayed for a full 15 minutes Thursday morning after reading on Facebook that a friend at church had been diagnosed with skin…

VANCOUVER, WA—Local couple Brandon and Heidi Sause recently expressed frustration that in their search for a church home, they haven’t been able to find a church with a deep, long-lasting, authentic connection to WiFi. The couple had…

Brought to you by  WALTHAM, MA—After claiming he was deeply convicted of the wrongness of his actions, local Christian Michael Gunter fell to his knees in a moment of heartfelt prayer and repented for all the times he has made people…