Christian Living

CANAAN — In a stunning display while playing the board game Monopoly, Esau exchanged the highly coveted properties of Boardwalk and Park Place for a single bowl of Campbell's Soup.Witnesses report that the incident occurred during the…

NEW YORK, NY — Tim Keller has finished the race set before him.After seventy-two years, Keller's faith became sight on May 19, 2023. To the last, Keller professed hope solely in the saving work of Jesus Christ.For decades, Tim Keller…

DAYTON, OH — A concerned husband assured his wife on Wednesday he was only reading Song of Solomon to study profound theological doctrine, not to check out the...er... you know..."interesting" bits.Mark Miller, 45, claims he was reading…

HEAVEN — According to heavenly sources, Dave Ramsey will now be stationed outside of the pearly gates to judge people based on how well they stuck to their budget."Let me get this straight - you took out a loan for a new car?" asked Mr.…

ISRAEL — Tourists have flocked to the Holy Land to behold the newly-unearthed projector Paul used to play Braveheart clips during sermons."It is so inspiring to see the actual projector used by the church fathers to watch Mel Gibson's…

DADEVILLE, AL — A local Baptist church was forced to cancel its normal observation of the Lord's Supper last week after it was discovered that the grape juice used for communion had fermented."There's just no way we could have communion…

The Lenten season is upon us! Across America, people are giving things up for the next 40 days in preparation for Easter. Check out what the most common choice was for every state:Alabama - Using the deep fryer for breakfastAlaska - Eskimo…

JACKSONVILLE, FL — In a stunning display of spiritual fortitude, Pastor Mark Thompson of the First Baptist Church preached 13 minutes past his allotted time during Sunday's service, declaring that "this has gotta be the start of a…

ASBURY, KY — A revival seems to have broken out at an Asbury University chapel service, which just so happened to take place the night before a massive group project was due in English 362. The scheduled hour-long chapel service began as…

TUSTIN, CA — A local man wallowed in frustration today while wrestling with the idea that the Almighty God, Creator of the universe, with infinitely more wisdom than any human, could possibly have a different opinion than he has."I'm right…