Christian Living

HEAVEN — After once again finding herself with fourteen million messages asking for prayer, the Blessed Virgin Mary decided to finally just set her voicemail to forward directly to Jesus."Don't get me wrong, I'm happy to pray to my Son on…

KNOXVILLE, TN — Local woman Carol Hughes is being blatantly persecuted for her faith while at work. After she placed a flowery, verse-a-day calendar on her office desk earlier today, not a single person has commented on it in any way,…

RENO, NV — Local woman Catherine Mayfield displayed her Christlike love for all parking spaces by driving past the other 99 perfectly good spots in search of the one closer to the front that is most likely already taken."When others enter…

GARDEN CITY, KS — Brethren Plumbers, a local plumbing operation known for shoddy work, has denied unethical use of religion in their business dealings despite having a business card prominently featuring an Ichthys, also known as a "Jesus…

LEBANON, KY — Local Christian radio DJ Jessie Korah, host of "Morning Trumpet" on 97.7FM Coastlands Radio, experiences constant feelings of déjà vu that the songs he's broadcasting are the exact same ones he did just an hour before."That…

MESA, AZ—According to sources, local Christian Ryan Flibber is extremely picky about who he shares the gospel with, as he's fully aware that he may have to spend all of eternity with them if they get saved. "I would like to talk to you…

ELIZABETHTOWN, NY—A local progressive Christian confessed Monday that he was nervous about dying because he wasn't sure if St. Peter would call him by his preferred pronouns when his name is read at the final judgment. The…

Depending on who you ask there are many ways to say grace before a meal. You show us how you pray when gathered with others and we'll tell you what that says about your theology. So listen carefully next time during grace and…

MOSCOW, ID—To accommodate people who prefer sprinkling donuts with coffee instead of fully immersing their donuts in coffee, Dunkin’ Donuts recently announced plans to open new branches of their popular donut shops in communities with a…

WINSTON-SALEM, NC—Gary Chapman, the author of the best-selling Christian romance novel The 5 Love Languages, has just announced that a 6th love language has emerged: Tacos. "I always knew a love language was missing. Acts of…