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Fam, let's get real. You may be excited about Switch 2, but have you considered making the "Switch 2" Jesus?Don't get me wrong. Switch 2 looks rad. It's got a new Mario Kart and magnetic joy-cons. That's totally cool. But you know what it…

BOULDER, CO — Local church drummer Sam Huddleston continues to make up for his stark lack of talent by playing with an incredible excess of volume.Despite being totally bereft of any natural ability, Huddleston has learned to overcome his…

BEND, OR — The leaders of River of Life Church were bewildered that the congregation's men appeared to be struggling spiritually more than ever despite the church holding a quarterly pancake breakfast.Though the men of the church had…

TULSA, OK — Last Sunday morning's service at Church of the Promise was briefly disrupted when Pastor John Weber unexpectedly rescinded an earlier exhortation to "make a joyful noise unto the Lord" after hearing Tammy's singing voice.Tammy…

HEAVEN — Representatives from the Pearly Gates have unveiled a special, exclusive VIP lounge for faithful believers who took the time each week to attend Wednesday night church services."We know it's hard to get your family to church in…

U.S. — It's a welcome act of God's gracious providence: all the indications show that they're finally playing a good old classic hymn in your church.Sources say that you had just finished wrangling your 4-year-old into the family pew when…

BOISE, ID — Local Mormon wife and mother of two Hadleigh Christensen spent a lazy Sunday afternoon using Pinterest to design her future planet.Short on ideas to decorate an entire planet herself, Christensen took to Pinterest to begin…

Check out this sweet life hack, my church brethren! Or... should I say "faith hack?" Yes, it's true. If you volunteer for the Parking Lot Ministry at your local church, then you'll never heave to hear another sermon again.Let's break down…

CHARLOTTE, NC — During a lesson on trial and tribulation, the senior pastor of a popular megachurch said he understood perfectly what Syrian Christians were going through because his Mercedes AMG GT 63 Coupe was in the shop."James tells us…

BLOOMINGTON, IN — The disaffected congregation of First Baptist Bloomingdale has decided to register their complaints silently by holding up little signs on paddles throughout the worship service.The signs will communicate various messages…