Church

CHARLESTON, SC — Local man Steve Rollins juked and spun his way past church greeters during a visit to First Baptist Church today, stunning church staff with his world-class elusiveness."Whoa! My vision is a little fuzzy - is that Saquon…

KNOXVILLE, TN — In a final attempt to rein in their worship leader, Knoxville's Church on the Rock has instituted a pitch clock for all of the miniature sermons he tries to work in between songs."I just want everyone to take a moment to…

Does Generation Z take anything seriously? Earnestness is “cringe,” being in love makes one a “simp,” and ambition makes one a “try-hard.” There is a “deeper ideology lurking in the minds of younger millennials & Gen Z,” as Esmé…

ATLANTA, GA — As the Glennon family walked into church for Easter service today, they were caught off guard by how different the church looked without Christmas decorations."I remember it having more of a red and green vibe," said Mrs.…

TOPEKA, KS — The Rogers family faced serious persecution upon arrival at church this morning, as a visitor had parked in their usual parking spot."Why, Lord??" cried out Mr. Rogers, as he threw the car into reverse. "Ugh. I guess this is…

AMES, IA — Local six-year-old Aidan Thompson is greatly looking forward to the annual opportunity to spend an entire morning whacking his sister with a palm branch."This is going to be great," said Aidan, side-eyeing his older sister. "I…

HAHIRA, GA — The leadership of a newly planted church was unable to come up with a suitable name and will instead be forced to settle for being named "13,487th Baptist Church." A number of alternative names were considered, but following in…

SPRINGFIELD, MO — A local couple faced a difficult challenge this week after deciding to find a new church, with the goal of finding a smaller church but one that is still large enough that no one there will notice if the couple isn't in…

NAZARETH — Newly discovered scrolls have revealed new details regarding Mary and Joseph's fateful trip to Bethlehem to be registered by the Roman Empire. According to new accounts, the mother of Jesus pestered Joseph several times during…

March 25 marks the date that the Catholic Church and many other Christians commemorate the Annunciation of Mary. This is when we recognize the momentous moment Mary accepted the invitation from the angel Gabriel to become the mother of God.…