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LEE'S SUMMIT, MO — A local church faced a challenging task in filling an open position on the staff after its youth pastor announced his retirement from ministry to become a professional foosball player.Jeremy Wyatt held a press conference…

ST. LOUIS, MO — A local pastor's quality of life saw a dramatic improvement this week, as he was informed by the church board that in lieu of a raise, he would be generously given three extra hours of vacation this year.The board broke the…

WESTFIELD, NJ — According to sources, several were injured in a recent brawl when a pair of Mormons found themselves confronting two rival Jehovah's Witnesses on the front porch of an unsuspecting citizen, Brad Thompson.Footage from…

ROME — Shockwaves were felt throughout the religious world today, as churches around the globe received official word that the Pope had excommunicated a bishop on suspicion of being a Christian.Conflicts had arisen regarding the teachings…

COLUMBIA, SC — Security footage from First Methodist Church of Forest Acres revealed that church-goer Chet Watkinson used a pair of high-powered Celestron Skymaster 25X70 binoculars to make absolutely certain that the greeters had gone into…

HENDERSONVILLE, TN — Local churchgoers were left in disbelief after local mom Karen Hedges' post-service conversation lasted so long that by the time she finished, next week's service had already begun."I was just catching up with a few…

TUSCALOOSA, AL — Congregants at First Baptist Church of Tuscaloosa confirmed that the church has committed to offering free PTSD counseling and treatment to all volunteers who were involved in this summer's Vacation Bible School.Sources say…

When Albert Mohler called at 9:30 p.m., he had just arrived home from four 20-hour days at the Southern Baptist Convention’s (SBC) annual meeting in Indianapolis, Indiana. Mohler, president of the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary and a…

Brought to you by: The Focused PastorEveryone knows that being a pastor is a great way to get into Heaven, but did you know that being a pastor can make your life super easy on earth as well?The Babylon Bee painstakingly interviewed…

POPLAR BLUFF, MO — After reaching the end of another taxing Sunday pouring himself out to minister to his parishioners, a local pastor who gets paid $17,000 a year was shocked to hear from a disgruntled congregant that he's just in it for…