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Check out this sweet life hack, my church brethren! Or... should I say "faith hack?" Yes, it's true. If you volunteer for the Parking Lot Ministry at your local church, then you'll never heave to hear another sermon again.Let's break down…

CHARLOTTE, NC — During a lesson on trial and tribulation, the senior pastor of a popular megachurch said he understood perfectly what Syrian Christians were going through because his Mercedes AMG GT 63 Coupe was in the shop."James tells us…

BLOOMINGTON, IN — The disaffected congregation of First Baptist Bloomingdale has decided to register their complaints silently by holding up little signs on paddles throughout the worship service.The signs will communicate various messages…

HELL — Infernal sources have just confirmed that Satan has decided to join the communion of the Episcopal Church.According to Hell's spokesdemon, Satan had been attending ELCA and United Methodist churches for the past few years before…

Mom loneliness is real. Maybe you’ve found a good man and borne his children, but your extended family lives too far away to help. Or you’ve had a few kids in rapid succession and your life feels out of control. Who will pat you on the back…

NASHUA, NH — Local pastor Matt Demitrio really hoped the worship team would go super long this morning as frankly, he just didn't have much to say about the book of Philemon. Pastor Demitrio silently cheered every added chorus and…

BRYAN, TX — First Baptist Church of Bryan officially added to their bylaws that all adult Sunday School classes are required to have one annoying guy who continually brings up random, unrelated topics to argue about. The bylaws further…

NEWARK, NJ — Churchgoers at New Wine Community Church were reportedly dismayed when they were led in singing a sorry excuse for a worship song that didn't even have a guitar solo."What on earth is this? No guitar solo?" one disappointed…

SPRINGFIELD, MO — A congregation sat in suspense during the Sunday morning service over the weekend, as church members grew curious about where the pastor's reference to the 1997 film Anaconda was going.While the members of Grace Covenant…

VATICAN CITY — Concerns over the health and mental ability of the Pope grew this week after the Supreme Pontiff was overheard saying something theologically accurate."It seems clear to me that his condition is worsening," said one member…