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BARI, ITALY — President Biden, who has for decades now pretended to be Catholic, took time away from the G7 summit this week to meet with a Pope who also enjoys pretending to be Catholic."Well hello there, fellow 'Catholic'! Hail Mary, am I…

INDIANAPOLIS — Southern Baptists passed a resolution this week authorizing women to take on leadership roles in church ministry — provided it is, of course, the sandwich ministry."Women should not be prohibited from leadership positions,"…

LEXINGTON, KY — Children of devout congregants are in for a treat later this month as a local church announced it would host a fun "Jan 6"-themed edition of Vacation Bible School this summer.Abundant River Church promised to recreate all…

David French 'canceled' the PCA and its evil white members long before they 'canceled' him. The Federalist

ST. LOUIS, MO - Local deaf man Robert Sloan thought the Children's Church Choir gave a really nice performance this morning of "I Am A Child Of God"."Wow, they did great," Sloan signed to his wife Sharon, whose ears were bleeding. "I'm so…

BATON ROUGE, LA — Local man Jeremy Fillip suffered a grand mal seizure today during the service at Spirit of Fire Rushing Winds Redemption Pentecostal Church, but tragically no one in the congregation noticed as he seemed to just be filled…

It happens to everyone — sometimes, despite your best efforts, you end up being late to church. Though the grace of God is vast, the grace of your pastor may not be, so coming up with good excuses for being late for church can be…

CORINTH — The congregation of the Corinthian church began bracing itself as the little dots on a text incoming from the Apostle Paul kept bouncing up and down for a long, long time."Oh this is bad, real bad," said deacon Andronikos as the…

You think you know the Bible? Move over, you protestant hack! The leader of the Catholic Church knows more about Holy Scripture than you could ever hope to learn. Do yourself a favor, sit back, and enjoy a masterclass in biblical studies at…

MALVERN, PA — Pastor James Tanner announced this morning at church that tithes were down at Malvern Presbyterian, and also that the morning sermon was sponsored by Fred's Auto Body Repair Shop."So, all that to say tithing was down 22% year…