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WITTENBERG — A newly discovered diary from Martin Luther revealed that he launched the Reformation solely because he got sick of Friday fish fries."Another Friday, another filet-o-fish. I don't know how much longer I can take it," wrote…

One month from today, Presbyterian leaders will gather in Richmond, Virginia, for the Presbyterian Church in America’s annual General Assembly to discuss and debate church issues and decide on matters of importance. One attendee, nay…

The seal of confession officially prohibits priests from disclosing what they learn while hearing a confession, but according to an ancient church rule, if you guess correctly they have to tell you. Using that ancient rule, we tricked a…

REDDING, CA — In typical reverent fashion, Axl Mustaine led the congregation of LifeSource in the City Revivalpoint megachurch into a time of worship by reminding them to set aside all distractions even as the entire sanctuary was filled…

SPRINGFIELD, MO — With the unexpected overnight release of her double album, megachurch worship leaders across the country scrambled to spend their weekends frantically learning new Taylor Swift songs for Sunday.Though they had their set…

TULSA, OK — Worship at a local church was noticeably more subdued this last Sunday morning, as the pastor gently informed the band's drummer that a triple bass pedal wasn't really needed for "Come Thou Fount of Every Blessing."Pastor Mike…

For some reason, church men's conference entertainment is now a topic of conversation. To avoid falling into any controversy, making sure your church's men's conference has the right opening act scheduled should be a priority.To help out,…

No matter how much people may enjoy their churches, the question always sneaks into the back of their minds: "Is my pastor just a charlatan?" Some pastors are bilking their congregations out of their money and living high on the hog.How can…

CHARLOTTE, NC — Based on the response to his Easter sweater, megachurch pastor Steven Furtick announced today that he would be releasing a line of "Chastity Wear", guaranteed to keep members of the opposite sex at a very, very safe…

Hey Fam, it's me, Chet. We're entering a season of total solar eclipse — a time when the moon gets in the way of the sun and blocks its warm, healing rays from hitting the Earth. During this short celestial event, we will get a small taste…