COVID vaccine

OTTAWA – As yet another wave of COVID overwhelms hospitals and Canada’s ICUs fill with unvaccinated patients, Conservative leader Erin O’Toole is adamant that the large majority of Canadians who are are vaccinated do everything in their…

Former President Donald Trump announced this week, along with Bill O’Reilly, that not only did he get both rounds of the original COVID jab, but he also got a booster shot. In the past year since the COVID-19 shot became available to the…

Dozens of U.S. Navy SEALs and other Special Warfare Command service members are going after the Biden administration and Defense Department for their refusal to grant religious exemptions to the coronavirus vaccine mandate. First Liberty…

MOOSEJAW, SK — After months of hemming and hawing, local pipe-fitter Alvin Cummings finally booked his first-dose vaccination at a local clinic and upon arriving was dismayed to learn that they no longer had any AstraZeneca, Pfizer or…

OTTAWA – As elderly Canadians receive their second COVID vaccine before younger citizens, hordes of thirsty seniors are flooding into the nation’s strip clubs. “I spent quarantine worrying I’d had my last lap dance,” said 79-year-old…

TORONTO — Canada’s National Advisory Committee on Immunization (NACI) updated its guidelines this week to indicate that doses of the Moderna, Pfizer, and AstraZeneca vaccines can be safely combined, like a sexy immunological ménage à trois.…

OTTAWA – Health officials in Ontario have announced those eligible for their COVID-19 vaccines may either make an appointment with their health provider or participate in a stampede trampling everything in their wake like a herd of spooked…

Hey there! Beaverton intern Alex Barnes here! Thanks to the Beaverton, I recently got the chance to try ALL the hot new COVID-19 vaccines in one WILD afternoon (don’t try this at home, y’all, I’m a professional intern), and I can’t wait to…

OTTAWA – The Canadian government is pleased to announce that Health Canada has approved AstraZeneca’s COVID-19 vaccine, yet another vaccine that most Canadians won’t have access to for six months, if they’re lucky. “I think all Canadians…

White House press secretary Jen Psaki threatened Americans with many more months of COVID-19 mitigation strategies on Monday despite the United States’ relative vaccine rollout success. “We need to remain vigilant, both from the federal…