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The nation enjoyed its most frightening holiday on Tuesday with trick-or-treating, horror films, and costume parties. How did you celebrate Halloween?“I checked the perimeter traps.”Elijah Neufeld, Noise IdentifierHalloween Fact: Did You…

CROPSEYVILLE, NY—Frantically searching the internet for ideas, local man Jared Walker told reporters Thursday he always waits until the last minute to decide what he’ll end up sitting alone in his house dressed up as for Halloween. “Every…

BOSTON—Verbally confronting the seasonal gourd before becoming physical, local boyfriend Trevor Landis reportedly punched a jack-o’-lantern Thursday for smiling at his girlfriend. “What the hell do you think you’re doing—can’t you see she’s…

EVANSTON, IL—Tossing and turning to no avail, local man Sam King was seen squirming around Thursday as his wife placed him in a Halloween costume against his will. “Be a big boy and put it on,” wife Bridget King said as she tried to wrestle…

“I went as the concept of gun control, because that’s really scary to me. But I never really figured out the costume beyond stripping off all my clothes, taping over my mouth with duct tape, and carrying a loaded AR-15. They didn’t like…

Start SlideshowCarving jack-o’-lanterns from pumpkins is one of the most fun and rewarding Halloween activities. The Onion offers tips for pumpkin carving that will make your jack-o’-lantern the envy of the…