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Hell Hath No Fury Like A Single Liberal Woman
Last month, conservative news host Jesse Kelly told Megyn Kelly on her podcast that “the mentally ill single woman is the beating heart of the Democrat Party.” He proclaimed over 70 percent of single women vote Democrat. Furthermore, he…
Study: Millennial Women Forgoing Dating Apps In Favor Of Standing On Misty Jetty, Calling Out To Sea
KINGSTON, RI—In a new study of dating trends published Tuesday, researchers at the University of Rhode Island reported that many millennial women were beginning to forgo apps such as Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge in favor of standing on a misty…
‘Situationships’ Aren’t Sweet, No Matter What Corporate Candymakers Try To Sell You
On or before Valentine’s Day, American consumers spend tens of billions of dollars to commemorate the annual holiday of love with gifts like fine jewelry, provocative lingerie, fine chocolates, or cheap candy. The latter options are…
Men, Ignore The Bad Advice To Seek A ‘Low-IQ’ Wife
A self-described “Catholic accelerationist” writer on X just earned 2 million views with his hot take on finding a traditional complementarian wife. Justin Murphy writes:
“Men, just marry a hot lower-IQ girl from a rural church, one who is…
Tinder guy concerned after photo of woman reveals she has physical body
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Editorial: Women must date unpleasant men, and we’re not just saying that because we’re unpleasant…
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Biggest Red Flags On Men’s Tinder Profiles
Start SlideshowWhen it comes to dating apps, women are far more likely to find a narcissist, a deadbeat, or an abuser than Mr. Right. The Onion examines the biggest red flag’s on men’s Tinder profiles.AdvertisementPrevious SlideNext…
Study Finds Young Americans Eschewing Dating Apps In Favor Of Government-Run Breeding Camps
WASHINGTON—With survey respondents saying any low-tech method of finding a partner was better than looking online, a new study by the Pew Research Center found Friday that most young Americans were eschewing dating apps in favor of…
The Wonderful Thing About Marriage That ‘Love Is Blind’s’ Stacy Snyder Gets Wrong
It comes as little surprise that only one married couple emerged from Season 5 of “Love is Blind,” the hit reality TV dating show. “Love is Blind” has received consistently high viewership, with The Hollywood Reporter noting that “it closed…
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