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Democrats successfully launched a soft coup against President Joe Biden after his senility became a political liability, with Biden announcing he would no longer seek the party’s nomination. But if Biden cannot run for office due to the…

We have now entered the “stage a coup against a sitting president endorsed by primary voters because we don’t think he can win an election” phase of “saving democracy.” Democrats, through external and internal efforts, are pressuring…

We’re in another cycle of erstwhile social progressives publicly rebuking ideas they once embraced. This brutal honesty is laudable. For hedge funder Bill Ackman, the soul searching began after Oct. 7. For Bill Maher, it seemed to begin at…

In last week’s Michigan’s Democratic primary, more than 100,000 voters cast their ballots as “uncommitted” in protest of President Joe Biden’s support for Israel in its war in Gaza. The Onion explores the pros and cons of participating in a…

THE INFINITE—In a dominant electoral showing that stretched across the unified field of consciousness, author and politician Marianne Williamson successfully primaried President Biden Tuesday in all 63 counties of the Astral Plane,…

Amy Rolfes may only have a little more than a year’s worth of experience in government under her belt, but the St. Joseph County clerk knew something wasn’t right when a batch of ballot petitions came into her office last month. Upon…

Start SlideshowWith the Palestinian death toll rapidly rising and conditions in Gaza deteriorating into a humanitarian crisis amid the Israeli invasion, The Onion asked politicians why they will not endorse a ceasefire, and this is what…