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MINNEAPOLIS—Moved by the animal’s unwavering devotion, sources confirmed Wednesday that local 4-year-old cocker spaniel Biscuit refused to move from the spot where he had killed his beloved owner. “What a unique bond they must have had,”…

If one polls parents whose children are past the potty-training stage, there are inevitably going to be stories about the accidents that occurred during the process. At my house, this includes one involving the dining room table. I…

BEND, OR—Pointing out how the 4-year-old Jack Russell terrier was already shaking with anticipation, avid bungee jumper Isaac Branch confirmed Thursday that his dog also loves bungee jumping. “Rocko’s obsessed with bungee jumping—he does it…

TACOMA, WA—Operating on pure natural instinct while leaping into action to protect his beloved owners, heroic dog Snickers saved a local family of five from the threat of an herb-roasted chicken, sources confirmed Wednesday. “It was a close…

REGINA, SK – A new study conducted by researchers at The Littlest Hobo Memorial University has uncovered a starling trend; in 95% of cases, most hero dogs’ attempts to get help are ignored by human authority figures. “Going back through…

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There is perhaps no better example of our country’s two-tier justice system than the White House’s constant covering for its resident serial assailant, Commander Biden. According to recently obtained documents, the Biden family German…

ST. LOUIS—In an effort to better connect prospective pet owners with animal companions ready for the taking, the website Petfinder announced a new feature Thursday allowing users to browse dogs that already had homes but would be relatively…

NEW YORK—As she regrouped with her handler to rethink their strategy, the Pekingese Rum Dum, 2, was seen panting excessively and trying to catch her breath as the finals of the Westminster Dog Show entered double overtime Tuesday. “Tonight,…