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The Onion’s Essential College Shopping Guide

As you embark on your college journey, you simply must have your goons around you. Every college student needs goons. Big goons. Little goons. Doesn’t matter what size, so long as they’re willing to just start wrecking shit for absolutely…

Things To Never Say To Your Freshman-Year Roommate

Start SlideshowWhile acknowledging their existence or uttering a single word isn’t recommended, here is what you should definitely never say to your freshmen-year roommate.AdvertisementPrevious SlideNext Slide“Is it all right if I cremate…

Quiz: Are You Ready For College?

Start SlideshowThe transition to college life can be tough on even the most prepared among us. Here’s a quiz to test whether you’re ready to head off to higher ed!AdvertisementPrevious SlideNext Slide2 / 35Q: Are you absolutely, completely

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