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LONDON, ON – During an election campaign stop Prime Minister Justin Trudeau faced anti-vaccine protestors who hurled rocks, namely because they lack the intelligence and evolutionary capabilities necessary to use Bronze Age tools. “The…

OTTAWA – Recently, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau asked for a dissolution of parliament. With many condemning him due to its unencessity, Trudeau took to his Twitter, instead, to run a poll that asked “Do you like me?” With options “Yes…

OTTAWA – Despite being just 2 years into a 4 year contract, local civil servant Justin Trudeau abruptly resigned on Sunday, and then simultaneously demanded a brand new 4 year contract. “It was odd. At first he was like, ‘this is untenable,…

OTTAWA — With rumours of an imminent Fall election swirling, the Conservative Party of Canada strongly voiced their objections against the entire course of action calling it “completely unjust and reeking of bias” that the party most…

North Bay, ON – While making a pre-election tour in communities as far away from non-white Canadians as possible, Maxime Bernier gained an early endorsement when the Covid Delta variant expressed its eagerness to vote for him. “I’d go for…

TORONTO – Doug Ford invoked the Notwithstanding Clause yesterday in order to pass an unconstitutional bill restricting outside parties from telling voters what an absolute piece of shit he is up to 12 months before an election. “This…

Hatred for the police abounds in the political atmosphere of America. The black cause is being manipulated as a means by which to stoke up revolt against law enforcement. This strategy of rebellion — wherein the criminal is elevated and the…

OTTAWA – Erin O’Toole pushed back against critics who have accused his plan for a carbon tax of being a carbon tax. “Our carbon levy is in no way a tax,” said O’Toole. “It is merely a charge imposed on top of the price of a customer’s…

Senator Richard Shelby (R-AL) in Washington, September 10, 2020. (Joshua Roberts/Reuters) Senator Richard Shelby (R., Ala.) announced on Monday that he will not run for reelection in 2022. Shelby is the third Republican senator to say…

By Theodore Shoebat Some of my observations on the Bernie Sanders cult: [youtube…