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Green Party threatens to keep adding co-leaders until they are allowed to participate in debates…
OTTAWA – After being dropped from leaders’ debates in the upcoming Canadian election due to not having enough candidates in the race, the Green Party announced that, until they were allowed to participate again, they would keep adding…
Federal election postponed until all Canadian teams eliminated from playoffs
OTTAWA – After rescheduling tonight’s French language leaders debate to accommodate a Montreal Canadiens playoff game, Elections Canada has announced that the entire federal election will be postponed, at least until every Canadian team is…
Conservatives unveil new holding area for journalists attending Poilievre’s rallies
“Anyone who doesn’t talk about how big the crowds are in an erotic way goes in the Iron Maiden!” The Beaverton Weekly Report is back to cover all the top stories, from the tariffs to the election, with a lot of talk about The Fast &…
Poilievre airs new race car ad after being informed he isn’t polling high enough with men going…
RANDOM RACE TRACK SOMEWHERE IN CANADA – Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre has launched a new campaign ad featuring him driving a shiny blue Chevrolet Corvette around a race track, after being informed by his team that he wasn’t polling…
Harper returns in attempt to make Poilievre look charismatic
EDMONTON – Former Prime Minister Stephen Harper appeared at a Pierre Poilievre campaign rally this week, in an attempt to make the current Conservative leader appear human and likeable by comparison.
With Poilievre’s poll numbers flagging,…
Poilievre refuses to believe carbon tax is dead until a body is produced
OTTAWA – Despite Prime Minister Mark Carney announcing that his government would be axing the carbon tax, opposition leader Pierre Poilievre refuses to believe that the dreaded bill is gone for good.
“Every time we think we’ve beaten the…
Conservative Party refuses to drop candidate for 20 years’ worth of controversial statements
OTTAWA – After four Conservative Party candidates were dropped from the running this week due to contentious social media behaviour, many have questioned why the party still refuses to drop its most prolific candidate despite his 20-year…
Leftist Wins Wisconsin Supreme Court Election, Keeping Power In Liberals’ Hands
Wisconsin’s Supreme Court will stay in the hands of liberals for the foreseeable future after far-left Dane County Judge Susan Crawford handily beat conservative Waukesha County Judge Brad Schimel in Tuesday’s nationally watched…
WI Voters Overwhelmingly Approve Voter ID Amendment To State Constitution
Wisconsin voters want the state’s voter ID law enshrined in the Badger State constitution. Not long after the polls closed, Decision Desk HQ projected the referendum question would win big. With 86 percent of the vote tally counted,…
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