Elon Musk

On Tuesday, several left-leaning reporters and critics of Elon Musk were removed from X with no warning, a move that seems contradictory to his previously stated goals of fostering free speech on the social media platform. What do you…

AUSTIN, TX—Noting that all great innovators must fail in order to succeed, sources confirmed Tuesday that Elon Musk was rushed to the hospital after attempting to impregnate a toaster. The 52-year-old billionaire, who founded Tesla, SpaceX,…

Start SlideshowThanks to Gov. Ron DeSantis’ so-called ‘war on woke,’ Florida institutions of higher education have experienced an unprecedented brain drain. The Onion asked professors why they are fleeing the state, and this is what they…

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As if Elon Musk hadn’t killed enough people with self-driving Teslas, the billionaire boy genius has now received approval to begin killing humans with Neuralink implants. The Onion asked fanboys why they are allowing Elon Musk to shove…

AUSTIN, TX—Providing consumers with the opportunity to die a hero, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Tuesday that he was recruiting volunteers for a dangerous one-way mission in a self-driving Cybertruck. “We are looking for brave souls willing…

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Start SlideshowTest your knowledge of the ultimate billionaire memelord with this epic Elon Musk quiz.AdvertisementPrevious SlideNext SlideWhat is Elon Musk’s net worth?What is Elon Musk’s net worth?AdvertisementPrevious SlideNext SlideIt’s…

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